Do I need to trim my ears?

[bassinplace]

No one's looking that closely, except for your wife, which she is nicely telling you to take care of it. Do it in the interest of domestic bliss (and those of us who never want to be scarred by a post like that again ).

 

[Steve]

my wife insisted

yes. yes you do.

 

[chuck norriss]

don't trim. liberty spikes!

 

[mellowinman]

It's a sign of old age, as is 'disorientated memory'...which incidentally is an anagram of the thread title.

Dreamers tidy emotion

 

[edpal]

This.

I'm amazed you can still hear at all with all that growth going on in there!

IT may shake his illusion of tasty bass lines.

 

[Richland123]

Do I need to trim my ears?

No, you don't need to trim your ears. However, you do need to trim the hairs growing out of your ears. Trimming your ears would hurt.

 

[David Jayne]

Yes, and it's easy to do with one of those battery powered nose hair gadgets. Which you probably need anyway.
Better have a look at your eyebrows while you're at it.

 

[tastybasslines]

Lol, I can't stop laughing at this thread. if any of you care to know, I just bought a Panasonic trimmer on Amazon which will arrive Thursday. I will post a pic of my ear, post trimmings, for you all to oogle over. Mmmmm kay?

 

[slobake]

Lol, I can't stop laughing at this thread. if any of you care to know, I just bought a Panasonic trimmer on Amazon which will arrive Thursday. I will post a pic of my ear, post trimmings, for you all to oogle over. Mmmmm kay?

Give us a close up so we can make sure you are cleaning your ears too. We want to check if you have wax in there.

 

[bass_case]

Burn 'em off with a Zippo. It's the Manly Way.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Give us a close up so we can make sure you are cleaning your ears too. We want to check if you have wax in there.

Don't do this.

 

[Stewie26]

Amazing that a thread like this can get over 50 responses. I guess we all have too much time on our hands. Just sayin.

 

[Tituscrow]

I think you should hire a small monkey to sit on your shoulder and pluck each one individually.

 

[aborgman]

There is a time where you need to add ears and nose to your shaving ritual.

Problem is... that time started at about 16 years old for me.

 

[mellowinman]

Give us a close up so we can make sure you are cleaning your ears too. We want to check if you have wax in there.

Shine a light. We want to check for brains too.

 

[tastybasslines]

Shine a light. We want to check for brains too.

Now you've crossed the line!

 

[GKon]

I saw the OP's original photo and threw up a little in my mouth.

 

[David Jayne]

Burn 'em off with a Zippo. It's the Manly Way.

Followed by a quick smear of Speed Stick to cover the burned hair smell.

 

[Tituscrow]

Followed by a quick smear of Speed Stick to cover the burned hair smell.

Huh? That said Old Spice before, I'm sure.

 

[fraublugher]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEtcHdDyEvo