Do I need to trim my ears?

[David Jayne]

Oorah.

 

[tastybasslines]

Don't give in Tasty! These fancy boys are turning you into a eunuch with their "advice". You put those clothes back asap. Then go grill yourself a steak.

You know what? I'm so handsome, I think she should clean up after me. But the problem is, she doesn't think she should. This is my dilemma.

 

[Darth Handsome]

You know what? I'm so handsome, I think she should clean up after me. But the problem is, she doesn't think she should. This is my dilemma.

Then she is not worthy. Trade her in.

And you're 100% correct: you are handsome. And don't f'n forget it.

 

[David Jayne]

You know, life is too short to argue over stuff like this. It just is. Maybe she shouldn't get worked up over it but she WILL. Sometimes you just gotta run a quick mental cost/benefit analysis and just accept the result of the calculations.

 

[Bloodhammer]

Domestic compromise South Park style

Seat up: she falls in.

Seat down: you pee on it.

Solution: take off your pants and sit on the toilet facing the tank.

 

[Stumbo]

You know what? I'm so handsome, I think she should clean up after me. But the problem is, she doesn't think she should. This is my dilemma.

And then you woke up...

 

[Darth Handsome]

And then you woke up...

Hey man! What kind of wingman are you? Back the brother up!

 

[Haji]

Be different, start a trend. Be the first to rock an ear mullet.

 

[Stumbo]

You know what? I'm so handsome, I think she should clean up after me. But the problem is, she doesn't think she should. This is my dilemma.

Therein lies the source of your dilemma.
Going down the same street and expecting different results.
Good luck with that.
Gotta up your relationship game to move to the next level.

 

[tastybasslines]

Therein lies the source of your dilemma.
Going down the same street and expecting different results.
Good luck with that.
Gotta up your relationship game to move to the next level.

You know that was a joke right? Darth Handsome was egging me on. It's his fault. But I am handsome though.

 

[Darth Handsome]

You know that was a joke right? Darth Handsome was egging me on. It's his fault. But I am handsome though.

Ill take the blame.
(Tasty, you coward)

 

[David Jayne]

Domestic compromise South Park style

Seat up: she falls in.

Seat down: you pee on it.

Solution: take off your pants and sit on the toilet facing the tank.

I just go ahead and sit these days. I'm sometimes surprised to find I needed to anyway...

 

[Stumbo]

You know that was a joke right? Darth Handsome was egging me on. It's his fault. But I am handsome though.

Your ear is handsome!
For the rest of you, Pics or ......

 

[tastybasslines]

Ill take the blame.
(Tasty, you coward)

You know you were.