Women let me into their beds and children don't run from the very sight of me, so I must not be ugly.
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Women let me into their beds and children don't run from the very sight of me, so I must not be ugly.

Women let me into their beds and children don't run from the very sight of me, so I must not be ugly.
I like to have my little illusions.I've seen pictures of you. Sounds like you're in denial to me.
I like to have my little illusions.
Truth be told I don't even know who that guy in those pictures is. I just see him at shows and hand him my bass for a photo or two. I really have three separate humps on my back, two teeth, a third eye right under my lip on the right side, and hair plugs that turned lime green three weeks after they were put in...
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Rags, cloth shoes, and what little is left of my dignity on my right sleeve.Oh!
You sound hot!
So.......... What're you wearing right now???
Rags, cloth shoes, and what little is left of my dignity on my right sleeve.
Call me Quasimoto Cubed.
