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#104

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But, looping back to the first anchor-point, hemp obviously deserves a smokin' thread. And so does jute, gossamer, silk, dental floss, monofilament, bungee cord, denim and lace. We're clearly letting the team down by knot bothering.

So, on behalf of the banned bandana band, I do knot apologize.
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#105
The bull elk is a very crafty animal for about fifty weeks of the year; his senses are so sharp that only an artful stalker can get within a thousand yards of him...but when the rut comes on, in the autumn, any geek with the sense to blow an elk-whistle can lure a bull elk right up to his car in ten minutes if he can drive within hearing range.

The dumb bastards lose all control of themselves when the rut comes on. Their eyes glaze over, their ears pack up with hot wax, and their loins get heavy with blood. Anything that sounds like a cow elk in heat will fuse the central nervous systems of every bull on the mountain. They will race through the timbers like huge cannonballs, trampling small trees and scraping off bloody chunks of their own hair on the unyielding bark of the big ones. They behave like sharks in a feeding frenzy, attacking each other with all the demented violence of human drug dealers gone mad on their own wares.
 
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#106
5StringBlues said:
The bull elk is a very crafty animal for about fifty weeks of the year; his senses are so sharp that only an artful stalker can get within a thousand yards of him...but when the rut comes on, in the autumn, any geek with the sense to blow an elk-whistle can lure a bull elk right up to his car in ten minutes if he can drive within hearing range.

The dumb bastards lose all control of themselves when the rut comes on. Their eyes glaze over, their ears pack up with hot wax, and their loins get heavy with blood. Anything that sounds like a cow elk in heat will fuse the central nervous systems of every bull on the mountain. They will race through the timbers like huge cannonballs, trampling small trees and scraping off bloody chunks of their own hair on the unyielding bark of the big ones. They behave like sharks in a feeding frenzy, attacking each other with all the demented violence of human drug dealers gone mad on their own wares.
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Huh?...And I just thought I saved a ton of money on my car insurance...
 
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#107
THIS deserves a thread.
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5StringBlues said:
Virtual Jon - Yessongs Big Generator
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I had to go look that up to see if it was a thing. That's hilarious! :laugh:

Graceful Warm Car Keys

Car keys hoping meeting
Because of wonderous universe
To defend nearing Valhalla
To find
Clearly lovingly joyfully
To make
Hoping joyfully near sound mind
Coming home
Lovingly you lightly
Valhalla could be seasoned
Around white heart
To cherish colourfully through Valhalla
Happily brightly gently
It is the sun
Glowing easy universe

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