Don't EVER cheat in College.

[Mark Wilson]

Seriously.

My 5th year of college. Never cheated on an exam.

We had a take home exam last semester and I cracked and basically stole my room mate's exam.

And... they caught me. Got a zero on the exam, failed the class and i'm red flagged basically.

So don't **** around in school. Just do your damn work.

 

[warwick.hoy]

Let me guess,...you got all the same answers wrong as the person you cheated off of. It's a story as old as the hills.

Failson Strikes Again.

 

[Linas]

You're lucky you didnt get expelled.

 

[Mark Wilson]

You're lucky you didnt get expelled.

Yeah, i know.
I'm yellow carded now. If I do it again, i'm expelled.

 

[Ziltoid]

Word, both of my parents are uni teachers and they give some zeros for cheating every semesters without any exceptions.

 

[MatticusMania]

Seriously.

My 5th year of college. Never cheated on an exam.

We had a take home exam last semester and I cracked and basically stole my room mate's exam.

And... they caught me. Got a zero on the exam, failed the class and i'm red flagged basically.

So don't **** around in school. Just do your damn work.

Trying to discourage the American way are you? How very Canadian of you.

Can't even cheat right... thats Failson for ya!

 

[Relic]

Shoot, Mark be careful dude!

How did you get caught??

 

[nutdog]

Don't EVER [DEL]cheat[/DEL] get caught cheating in College.

 

[CapnSev]

Glad I'm done with college now so I can cheat at other stuff.

 

[Mark Wilson]

Trying to discourage the American way are you? How very Canadian of you.

Can't even cheat right... thats Failson for ya!

I can ban you and show you how us Canadians do it.

Shoot, Mark be careful dude!

How did you get caught??

And the teacher who reported it actually thought my buddy cheated. But, it was the other way around. I just went into the associate dean and told him

 

[MatticusMania]

Glad I'm done with college now so I can cheat at other stuff.

Its your duty as an American!

 

[warwick.hoy]

Are take home exams just to weed out the cheaters?

 

[Wyrm74]

WOW. Sorry to hear that. Mrak Wiison strikes again!

At least now you'll stay on the straight and narrow...lesson learned I take it?

 

[NateS]

Failson strikes again.

That's what happens when you turn in the same wrong answers...

 

[Chebass88]

...

And the teacher who reported it actually thought my buddy cheated. But, it was the other way around. I just went into the associate dean and told him

This is really cool to hear. +1 for being honest (if a +1 internets is worth anything...)

 

[MatticusMania]

Are take home exams just to weed out the cheaters?

No, its to cheat out the weeders. The prof. knows they'll get too high to function and not finish. Or turn their exams in all smudged with chocolate.

 

[Joe Gress]

No, its to cheat out the weeders. The prof. knows they'll get too high to function and not finish. Or turn their exams in all smudged with chocolate.

Oh, and bad Mark, no cookie. That's why that guy always makes it uncomfortable for you by the urinal.

 

[warwick.hoy]

No, its to cheat out the weeders. The prof. knows they'll get too high to function and not finish. Or turn their exams in all smudged with chocolate.

Or orange Cheetos powder.

 

[CapnSev]

No, its to cheat out the weeders. The prof. knows they'll get too high to function and not finish. Or turn their exams in all smudged with chocolate.

... and Funions crumbs.

 

[Joe Gress]

Doritos. Definitely Doritos. Maybe a Taco Bell receipt.