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dont you just hate when...

#46
casualmadness said:
I have a similar story...
When I was still on active duty in the Army I was at a house party one night at a friends house. He lived on post so everyone at the party was either military or dependent military. So I meet this girl and we start talking and we really hit it off. We drank a few beers and talked and one thing led to another and we start making out. After a while I suggested we get out of there and head back to my place. She agreed...:eek:
We get back to my place and it's on. We make our way into my bedroom and...well, you know what happens next (don't wanna get too descriptive and get banned) :D
Anyway, about half way into the festivities she says, "There's something that I need to tell you and I probably should have told you before we did anything."
Well that's every man's nightmare. I'm thinking, "what in the hell is she going to tell me?!?" "She's married? She has an STD? She's really my cousin?" My mind was racing....
Then she says..."I'm only 16 years old."

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Me? I was 27...:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

I threw her to the floor and started screaming at her in my best NCO command voice..."GET OUT!!! MOVE IT MOVE IT MOVE IT!!!!! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!! I was throwing her stuff toward the door, screaming at her...My entire life was flashing before my eyes and all that I could see was me sitting behind bars, full of regret.
Well, she's on the floor laughing hysterically. I couldn't comprehend what could possibly be funny. For a second, I thought that she was laughing because it was a setup and she was just into getting soldiers busted. So I asked what was so god _ _ _ _ funny and she replied, "I was only kidding. I"m not really 16." Of course at this point I"m thinking..."great, she's even younger. I'm spending the rest of my life in prison."
But then she admitted that she was really 18 (still very young...but legal :D). So I paused for a moment and then demanded an ID. She produced her dependent card and her liscense. I looked and did some quick arithmetic and sure enough, she was 18. But then I discovered a new problem. Her last name sounded familiar. So I asked if it was her mom or dad or both that was military. She said, "My dad is a Seargent Major." That's when it all came together in my mind...her dad was not just "A" Seargent Major...he was "MY" Seargent Major! :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

She still spent the night and thankfully it never got back to him (I'm guessing). But luckily, he was almost always tucked away at battalion while I was at the company...which meant I was in the field or the motor pool or deployed. :D
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funniest thing i've read in awhile!!!

lol.

reminds me of the kid from Animal House doin the Dean's daughter!
 
#47
Meet a girl at the library or bookstore. They're not dressed like little hussies that try to look five years older than they do by slathering their faces with makeup and wearing low cut shirts to reveal their fifteen year old bodies to the world...

Anyone else hate the way the world is going?
 
#48
tplyons said:
Meet a girl at the library or bookstore. They're not dressed like little hussies that try to look five years older than they do by slathering their faces with makeup and wearing low cut shirts to reveal their fifteen year old bodies to the world...

Anyone else hate the way the world is going?
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me and my friends call them prostitots :D i feel out of place at the library im more into music than reading. when i do go to the library i usually grab my book and go:o
 

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