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Dracula's difficulty in making friends
- Thread starter MAJOR METAL
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wow, that's just as bad as the jokes I get from family members every few days..............
but I still love 'em
but I still love 'em
halloween bump.
unrelated to halloween, but i made a corny joke the other day. (a little risque, but i think it's fine by the rules.)
"what is the preferred contraceptive among mathematicians?
a Venn Diaphragm."
unrelated to halloween, but i made a corny joke the other day. (a little risque, but i think it's fine by the rules.)
"what is the preferred contraceptive among mathematicians?
a Venn Diaphragm."
Why do witches fly on brooms?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...
(I think someone started a bad joke thread here)
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...
(I think someone started a bad joke thread here)
bassist 4 life said:For a second I thought you turned emo MM, until I found out that this was a joke, hahaha
I am METAL to the core !
MAJOR METAL said:I am METAL to the core !
pshh, go back to listening to depeche mode, you goth, you.
Brad Barker said:
What's wrong with Depeche Mode? I happen to like them.
I'm not ashamed of liking EBM, electronica, and industrial music in addition to thrash, metal, funk-rock, grunge, certain alternative bands, jazz, blues, and Madonna.
MAJOR METAL said:Why does Dracula have a hard time making Friends ?
Because he is a PAIN IN THE NECK !
We usually do bad jokes in Turkish,that costs one fist.Making one in English is gonna cost 2 fists and a low kick I assume! But its worth it!
MysticBoo said:What's wrong with Depeche Mode? I happen to like them.
I'm not ashamed of liking EBM, electronica, and industrial music in addition to thrash, metal, funk-rock, grunge, certain alternative bands, jazz, blues, and Madonna.
i love depeche mode, myself. ...and you had me up until madonna.
