Drugs. It has to be drugs

[5StringBlues]

They didn't.
It's a 2 string, and it comes with a spare bridge saddle.

Bonus Parts!!!
Love the tambourine jingles, and the door stop holding them on!
Wait a minute! That's not a bass, it's an electric bazoukl!

Oh man, i totally missed the doorstop , I thought it was just another bad hack in the body.



Thanks for that!

 

[Jim Carr]

Nice relic, but no Blocks and Binding? Pass.

 

[5StringBlues]

Is it PLEK'D?

 

[zenrad]

 

[Stringly]

...and over here on this wall we have "Bass A la landfill"
Notice the exquisite detail marks of the compactor left behind by the artist.
You can almost feel the flowing damage done as they pressed the "compact" button again and again.

Art is subjective, this piece has "deep, raw emotional rage" followed by "puzzlement and confusion of a bad hangover"

 

[devnulljp]

 

[roccobass]

Yeah, I was gonna say too the micro cymbals really bring this thing together.

 

[2tonic]

I don't know, man..............
No strap buttons, prolly neckdives, finish is a little rough...........mebbe $20.

Diggin' the high quality joinery on that doorstop.
Real precision inletting.

 

[2tonic]

Nice relic, but no Blocks and Binding? Pass.

Well.............it does have a block!

 

[Nevada Pete]

...maybe somebody liked Morphine.

Naah. It looks more like the result of what we used to call Angel Dust, also known as Phencyclidine (PCP).

 

[whero]

"Got this from a friend and have no use for it!" Yeah, I have no use for a friend like that either.

 

[JW56789]

He's selling it because Guitar Center doesn't stock three-string sets, especially after he and the lead singer got into an argument over whether it's supposed to string up E-A-D or A-D-E.

 

[FDR Jones]

Kill it with fire... it’s the only way.

 

[bobalu]

.....now if I could just mount a piezo pickup on those tambourine cymbals I think I .......

 

[tubatodd]

This!!!! This... Is what happens when you unpack a bass immediately in cold weather and not wait 24 hrs. The damn thing nearly explodes.... And gets tambourine jingles.

 

[BassPilot]

George Carlin said “If you nail two pieces of wood together and call it a Schmazool, some Schmuck will buy it”.
There you go...

 

[jj4001]

I saw Morphine live in 1999, they put on a good show!

My band occasionally does gigs with the surviving members. They are awesome.

 

[kentiki]

If only it was a fiver. Or even a four string.

 

[sleddogn]

think it was sucked into a jet engine by accident?

 

[Volker Kirstein]

the tambourine function is years (centuries??) ahead of its time...

Actually, the tambourine function has been part of the bass family for centuries, specifically in the Bumbass/Bladder Fiddle world.