My drummer in my band is a good friend of mine and I always have a new drummer joke for practice. W epractice twice a week, so I am running low. So far this is what I have used and am looking for a new arsenal. So, keep em' coming. What is the difference between a mutual fund and a drummer? A mutual fund eventually matures and makes money. How do you know your stage is level? Drool comes out both sides of the drummer's mouth. What did the drummer get on his SATs? Drool I need more.