Dumb dumb dumb ol' me

[Lobster11]

You might as well have gotten her a card that says "Happy Birthday, Fatso!"

Anybody who thinks this was a good idea is either single or will be soon.

 

[yodedude2]

... you are an ash whole.

F it. I could care less.

well there ya go.

 

[ONYX]

George had the right idea:

 

[hbarcat]

So let me get this straight. You got your brother's wife an insensitive gift and she's mad at you. Your wife now thinks you're a clod. But your brother is cool because he's probably going to dump his wife, anyway. You learned the lesson that getting gifts for women is hopeless, so screw it.



I don't like this story.

 

[mellowinman]

Have you ever met a woman before?