Dutch Oven

[disenchant]

What fun/torturous things do you do to your significant other in the name of love?

I always get snapped in the butt with the kitchen towel. I like to drop ice in his shorts as retaliation!

(Keep it clean folks! We don't need an overshare!)

I have recently discovered the "reverse Dutch Oven" which is when your significant other farts and you dive under the covers to escape! (This only works if their butt is NOT under the covers when said gas is released.)

 

[Diggler]

Once, while in the shower together I peed on her leg, then called her attention to it.

 

[enim]

Dude, i used to be able to make a killer cobler in a dutch oven....


oh wait...

 

[MakiSupaStar]

I like to give air gifts. Fart into my hand and then casually open the flower in front of her face.

 

[Lost Drummer]

Once, while in the shower together I peed on her leg, then called her attention to it.

That's hot.

What did she do in return

 

[Eric Perry]

Once, while in the shower together I peed on her leg, then called her attention to it.

I did that too!!!! On vacation in a hotel in Chapel Hill, NC. She was not happy!

 

[MakiSupaStar]

I did that too!!!! On vacation in a hotel in Chapel Hill, NC. She was not happy!

Pfft. You guys are all wimps. You ain't done it until you've peed on her leg at a reggae show. Just so out of place and wrong that people don't know what to make of it.

 

[WillPlay4Food]

I have nothing to add other than this:

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[disenchant]

I did that too!!!! On vacation in a hotel in Chapel Hill, NC. She was not happy!

I revise my original statement. 700 miles is just the right distance!

 

[Jared Lash]

Years ago I took my longtime girlfriend to an upscale restaurant (Chez Panisse) for an anniversary. Halfway through dinner I took a small sip of red wine and casually spit it across the table onto her nice white blouse.

I then called over the waiter and told him my date had too much to drink and spilled, and could he get us some club soda and towel? She just glared at me.

A bit later she returned the favor, spitting wine on me. Unfortunately for her, our waiter had walked up behind her right as she was doing it. He looked at her with the oddest expression I've ever seen, she shrunk in her chair and looked sheepish and I laughed hysterically.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

I got drunk in Vegas. Tried peeing on the wall, wifey kindly pointed me to my suitcase. Then when I passed out she wrote all over me with a pen (including my face) and then shaved a patch of pubes. I woke up when she was trying to shave my handlebar. I love her.

 

[Eric Perry]

I revise my original statement. 700 miles is just the right distance!

LMAO!!! C'mon, that's far more pleasurable than a dutch oven from ME!

 

[Eric Perry]

Here's one that's not gross, but AWESOME!!!

My ex and I (the same gurl whose leg I peed on) were out at an upper scale restaurant for dinner. After we ordered, while waiting for our main course, she excused herself to the bathroom. While she was gone, the main course was delivered. When she returned, she sat, and gently laid the V-string she was wearing across my plate. I was like: "CHECK PLEASE!!!!!!"

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Here's one that's not gross, but AWESOME!!!

My ex and I (the same gurl whose leg I peed on) were out at an upper scale restaurant for dinner. After we ordered, while waiting for our main course, she excused herself to the bathroom. While she was gone, the main course was delivered. When she returned, she sat, and gently laid the V-string she was wearing across my plate. I was like: "CHECK PLEASE!!!!!!"

That must be a patented move. My old girlfriend did that to me once in a bar. She casually walked up to me and put her g in my hand. Then she took her other hand and escorted it up her skirt for confirmation of what i was holding. We didn't even make it back home. Right there in the back alley. It was on.

 

[Eublet]

One time, I knocked up my wife up, and she bore me a child! LOL! I still haven't lived that one down...

 

[disenchant]

That must be a patented move. My old girlfriend did that to me once in a bar. She casually walked up to me and put her g in my hand. Then she took her other hand and escorted it up her skirt for confirmation of what i was holding. We didn't even make it back home. Right there in the back alley. It was on.

Once some guy playfully snapped the back of my v-string, and there is a metal ring that is attached to all 3 strings and it cut my back and started bleeding. HE didn't get any that night!!!

 

[MJ5150]

The item I wanted to share is far too tame for the level this conversation has escalated to.

-Mike

 

[mlowe]

The item I wanted to share is far too tame for the level this conversation has escalated to.

-Mike

OT is back!

 

[louieeadg]

Say, "Word!"

 

[Eric Perry]

That must be a patented move. My old girlfriend did that to me once in a bar. She casually walked up to me and put her g in my hand. Then she took her other hand and escorted it up her skirt for confirmation of what i was holding. We didn't even make it back home. Right there in the back alley. It was on.

Yes yes... The ride home from the restaurant that evening was, while very erotic, VERY dangerous!