Facts

[Bunk McNulty]

In one ear and gone tomorrow.

 

[Lostgallifreyan]

In one ear and gone tomorrow.

Forever and a nun.

 

[StereoPlayer]

Somebody used to walk a mile for a camel.

 

[Jimmy4string]

 

[Vinny_G]

At any point in time, 0.7% of the world’s population is drunk.

I think it's very underrated (except in some parts of the world where it's very overrated).

 

[fhm555]

Like Steve McQueen, all I need is a fax machine.

 

[dadglasser]

"The owls are not what they seem"

 

[Ostie]

No mayonnaise in Ireland.

 

[StereoPlayer]

My and your mother are both mothers.

 

[Volker Kirstein]

Blueberries are red when they're green.

 

[Chickenwheels]

You can plant strawberries in straw.

 

[PDW30]

No mayonnaise in Ireland.

That's because the snakes drank it all.

 

[Volker Kirstein]

My dog has no nose!

How does he smell?

Terrible!

 

[StereoPlayer]

They say you only use 10% of your brain…I only use that 10% about 50% of the time.

 

[IanStephenson]

(I'mma gointa Heck for sure!)

 

[Jimmy4string]

$7.95 !

 

[Volker Kirstein]

 

[Sam Evans]

My grandmother made a bass out of a log. Something about it really spoke to me.

Imma blow your mind:

ALL BASSES ARE MADE OUT OF LOGS!!!

 

[Mannyinnewyork]

W

Imma blow your mind:

ALL BASSES ARE MADE OUT OF LOGS!!!

Well, not exactly where I was going with this. Log Lady is character in the Twin Peaks series (the log speaks to her). Yeah, a bit esoteric but the previous posts are also references. Clearly too esoteric.

 

[Sam Evans]

W

Well, not exactly where I was going with this. Log Lady is character in the Twin Peaks series (the log speaks to her). Yeah, a bit esoteric but the previous posts are also references. Clearly too esoteric.

Yeah, I got the reference. I was just being silly ...