Edited for profanity:
Evidently Chickentown - John Cooper Clarke
The ****ing cops are ****ing keen
To ****ing keep it ****ing clean
The ****ing chief's a ****ing swine
Who ****ing draws a ****ing line
At ****ing fun and ****ing games
The ****ing kids he ****ing blames
Are nowhere to be ****ing found
Anywhere in Chickentown
The ****ing scene is ****ing sad
The ****ing news is ****ing bad
The ****ing weed is ****ing turf
The ****ing speed is ****ing surf
The ****ing folks are ****ing daft
Don't make me ****ing laugh
It ****ing hurts to look around
Everywhere in Chickentown
The ****ing train is ****ing late
You ****ing wait you ****ing wait
You're ****ing lost and ****ing found
Stuck in ****ing Chickentown
The ****ing view is ****ing vile
For ****ing miles and ****ing miles
The ****ing babies ****ing cry
The ****ing flowers ****ing die
The ****ing food is ****ing muck
The ****ing drains are ****ing ****ed
The colour scheme is ****ing brown
Everywhere in Chickentown
The ****ing pubs are ****ing dull
The ****ing clubs are ****ing full
Of ****ing girls and ****ing guys
With ****ing murder in Their eyes
A ****ing bloke is ****ing stabbed
Waiting for a ****ing cab
You ****ing stay at ****ing home
The ****ing neighbors ****ing moan
Keep The ****ing racket down
This is ****ing Chickentown
The ****ing train is ****ing late
You ****ing wait you ****ing wait
You're ****ing lost and ****ing found
Stuck in ****ing Chickentown
The ****ing pies are ****ing old
The ****ing chips are ****ing cold
The ****ing beer is ****ing flat
The ****ing flats have ****ing rats
The ****ing clocks are ****ing wrong
The ****ing days are ****ing long
It ****ing gets you ****ing down
Evidently Chickentown
Evidently Chickentown - John Cooper Clarke
The ****ing cops are ****ing keen
To ****ing keep it ****ing clean
The ****ing chief's a ****ing swine
Who ****ing draws a ****ing line
At ****ing fun and ****ing games
The ****ing kids he ****ing blames
Are nowhere to be ****ing found
Anywhere in Chickentown
The ****ing scene is ****ing sad
The ****ing news is ****ing bad
The ****ing weed is ****ing turf
The ****ing speed is ****ing surf
The ****ing folks are ****ing daft
Don't make me ****ing laugh
It ****ing hurts to look around
Everywhere in Chickentown
The ****ing train is ****ing late
You ****ing wait you ****ing wait
You're ****ing lost and ****ing found
Stuck in ****ing Chickentown
The ****ing view is ****ing vile
For ****ing miles and ****ing miles
The ****ing babies ****ing cry
The ****ing flowers ****ing die
The ****ing food is ****ing muck
The ****ing drains are ****ing ****ed
The colour scheme is ****ing brown
Everywhere in Chickentown
The ****ing pubs are ****ing dull
The ****ing clubs are ****ing full
Of ****ing girls and ****ing guys
With ****ing murder in Their eyes
A ****ing bloke is ****ing stabbed
Waiting for a ****ing cab
You ****ing stay at ****ing home
The ****ing neighbors ****ing moan
Keep The ****ing racket down
This is ****ing Chickentown
The ****ing train is ****ing late
You ****ing wait you ****ing wait
You're ****ing lost and ****ing found
Stuck in ****ing Chickentown
The ****ing pies are ****ing old
The ****ing chips are ****ing cold
The ****ing beer is ****ing flat
The ****ing flats have ****ing rats
The ****ing clocks are ****ing wrong
The ****ing days are ****ing long
It ****ing gets you ****ing down
Evidently Chickentown
