I wanted my car to appear like it was really fast, so I bought some really large numbers for the sides and top. In addition, I put a bunch of commercial stickers on the front quarter panels. I also painted some flames on the side. People think it goes really fast now. I also added a rear spoiler. Yeah, I know it adds downforce to the rear wheels & I have a front wheel drive car, but ya gotta look fast. Sure, it isn't a racing car, but everyone on the street thinks it can go really fast. But whatevs, even thought it has less than 150 hp, it gets me to work on time.
Speaking of time, I bought this really awesome watch on the street for like $20. Sure, it turns my wrist green, but it does have a five-pointed crown on the crown and the name in all capital letters. People congratulate me on my style all the time. They call me Bond. Not the newer Bond, who wears that Greek-letter watch, but the older one, who wears the Submareener just like this awesome one I scored.
Since Christmas is coming up, I decided to buy my wife a purse. I got this great deal from the local store. I got my wife one of those bags with all the C's on it. At 1/10th of what they cost at the mall. What a deal - I will totally score by giving her this present. All her friends will envy her at the local PTA meeting.
I got a fast car. I got a watch that looks like it cost me 2 months pay. My wife carries a fancy purse. My bass that I cobbled together out of parts? Why shouldn't that look authentic like the rest of my life?
Speaking of time, I bought this really awesome watch on the street for like $20. Sure, it turns my wrist green, but it does have a five-pointed crown on the crown and the name in all capital letters. People congratulate me on my style all the time. They call me Bond. Not the newer Bond, who wears that Greek-letter watch, but the older one, who wears the Submareener just like this awesome one I scored.
Since Christmas is coming up, I decided to buy my wife a purse. I got this great deal from the local store. I got my wife one of those bags with all the C's on it. At 1/10th of what they cost at the mall. What a deal - I will totally score by giving her this present. All her friends will envy her at the local PTA meeting.
I got a fast car. I got a watch that looks like it cost me 2 months pay. My wife carries a fancy purse. My bass that I cobbled together out of parts? Why shouldn't that look authentic like the rest of my life?
And we wonder why the world is in such bad shape
Here's a hint, If you have to explain, qualify, justify, or use circular logic or what ever, then maybe it aint the right thing to do.

