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Friend problem, need help
- Thread starter WickedPissah
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Bag it before you tag it, duh
doesn't always work, friendo.
and again, she's not worth it.
I believe it is one of the first rules in the good book (of Maki), at your age, quantity over quality
I believe it is one of the first rules in the good book (of Maki), at your age, quantity over quality
I'm going to have to stand up and disagree with this notion again for the sole reason that some of us have reputations we would like to uphold. Just because banging that fat chick would take very little effort doesn't mean it should be done. If you do, then you'll always be "that guy who banged the fat chick."
Set some standards, man!
Isn't he the guy that texted the wrong chick about meeting for coffee?
I hope you like your victories small.
I hope you like your victories small.
I have standards, been with the same hot chick for 3 n a half years.
Getting someone else to bang a fat chick makes me look better
While I tend to go for quality I don't mind the homely/fat chick every once in awhile, there are conditions though! I must be drunk as ****. I just enjoy coming to the morning after and looking over/remembering what happened and saying oh god. Then the ragging from your friends is always classic because you know it will eventually happen to them.
Best thing I've ever heard, my buddy got destroyed hooked up with a total cow he tried banging her and she said "I don't want to have sex with you, you are going to regret it when you're sober and you see me"
What you need to do? Hit the vodka, bag it, then hit her. Afterwards peace out.
Yep. Whatever we had is gone now. Turns out the whole reason that she wanted me to get mad was that she knew I USED TO like her, and the kid she likes now is my friend, and that somehow makes her a bitch, and I should have got mad. WHAT THE HELL?
It's over (yessss!)
*Cue the theme from New York, New York*
It's over (yessss!)
*Cue the theme from New York, New York*
"Listen, you're right, I screwed up. I'm sorry, it's up to you if you want to be friends again."
What kind of fool does she take me for?
What kind of fool does she take me for?
Usually I regard Maki's contributions to topics like this as little more than humorous sidebars. 
(just kidding)
But I think that every single one of his posts on this thread is pure gold. Heed his sage advice.
(just kidding)But I think that every single one of his posts on this thread is pure gold. Heed his sage advice.
