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Frustrating audition experience - long rant alert

By the way, the guy that I'm talking about......he's the drummer.
Same thing here- I left a band after 6 months (that got at least ONE GIG every weekend, even though the drummer COULDN'T HOLD A TEMPO EVEN IF IT WAS IN A BUCKET, ON A PALLET, BEING CARRIED AROUND BY A LICENSED DRIVER!)

It was him or me...

I chose ME!
 
By the way, the guy that I'm talking about......he's the drummer.

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Auditions are usually over in the first 60 seconds. They don't know what they should be listening for and can't be very good. If this was a solid rhythm section, they would make you play a verse and a chorus a two or three tunes and drummer would get up and say this is the guy and the rest of the guys would hear the same connection and say, this is the guy! or... thanks not a great fit.
 
When I did auditions on the 'looking for' side, we sent the applicants our entire setlist and asked for three songs.
This should be more than enough to see if it's a fit.

I mean, who auditions ten songs? That's like an entire band practice's worth of time. When you suck on the first four songs, how shall you swing it around in the following six?


If I was to audition for a spot in a high profile band that gets frequent gigs that are paid handsomely, I'd be willing to do more than three, maybe even up to a dozen.
If I was auditioning for a spot in Metallica, I'd learn their entire discography and when I show up, I'd ask them what they'd feel like playing.
If I was asked to learn 7 new songs for a second audition for a weekend warrior band that does low profile gigs, where I did not get the spot on the first audition, I'd ask them why they did not choose me right away and hope for a really good explanation. If it's not that good, I'd look elsewhere.
 
I don't think I've ever been to an audition, or a rehearsal, or a jam session, that had the time to do 13 songs. That's a lot for one day. Not unreasonable for a gig with a 3-hour shift, but not for that situation.

These guys sound like chumps. Avoid.
 
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Tell me I'm wrong, if you think so. Is it unreasonable to assign that many songs for an audition, or was I being difficult?

Nope, not wrong and not being difficult. I would also have an issue with the moving goals, and they really don't need more than 3 songs, at most, to get a feel for your playing and theirs. Life is too short to deal with people who expect you to jump through hoops that keep moving for a weekend warrior band.

But, it's a good thing that this happened now, rather than having a fantastic audition with them, joining their band, and realizing that this band is way more trouble than it's worth.