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Funny CL post - looking for bassist for basic b***h band

From Craigslist - LOL:

working band. willing to feed bassist basic veggies and meat for playing sequences of quarter notes that we ask him to. maybe a stipend of actual money if he wants to feed his alcohol habit, but first needs to prove he can manage our playlist of boring classic rock.
must not leave pocket, ever. and must not play anything but the bass note of whatever key were in at the moment in quarter note rhythm. we will bring an amp because we dont trust you to make noise above 200hz. no touchy.
 
From Craigslist - LOL:

working band. willing to feed bassist basic veggies and meat for playing sequences of quarter notes that we ask him to. maybe a stipend of actual money if he wants to feed his alcohol habit, but first needs to prove he can manage our playlist of boring classic rock.
must not leave pocket, ever. and must not play anything but the bass note of whatever key were in at the moment in quarter note rhythm. we will bring an amp because we dont trust you to make noise above 200hz. no touchy.

Watch out, you might end up in a gimp suit.