funny google search suggestions

[marsluna]

You know how as you start typing something into the google search field, it will try to guess what you are typing and will show you a drop down menu with the suggested entries?

Well, try typing the word "why" into a google search page, but don't press search or enter. See what the suggestions are.

 

[Sherwood]

That is wonderful. Just wonderful.

 

[standupright]

"Why can't I own a Canadian"


hilarious.

 

[thehangingmist]

why do men have nipples! hahaha

 

[JmJ]

Why can't I own a Canadian?

Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

 

[L-A]

Type "What are these"

 

[need4mospd]

"do mi"
"my brother w"
"amish"
"google is"
"what are these"
"who wants a"
"i have had d"
"i ac"
"billy mays is"


Fun.

 

[ProfGumby]

"Why is there"

gives some plenty funny responses...

 

[dav_tm]

try:
'Hard Bon'
'My face in'

 

[the-bass-man]

Good stuff.

I do prefer GoogleWhacking, where you type in two English words, completely unrelated, and try to get only one result.

Oli

 

[Simo98]

How..
How to...
How to find...

How to find Chuck Norris

 

[TheLastRebel]

How..
How to...
How to find...

How to find Chuck Norris

"You dont find Chuck Norris, He will find you!"

 

[J. Crawford]

"bacon"

 

[Dan Mee]

it's an oldie, but a goodie:
type French Military Victories in, and then hit I'm feeling lucky.

Probably more funny if you're British, but still