Gardening Basses?

[Winslow]

So disappointed... for a minute there, I thought someone had finally figured out how to do this:

Oh well. Yard work is kind of a chore anyway.

What's in your Imaginary Bass Garden, TB? How much tending do they need? And most importantly, when's harvest time??

EDIT: Now with hastily and crudely-added carrot content!!!

 

[dadglasser]

Hopefully they will ripen about the same time as the roadie:
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[Winslow]

Hopefully they will ripen about the same time as the roadie:

I think I know that guy...

 

[two fingers]

I guess that would make the one in front a "pea bass".

 

[two fingers]

Those basses would he boring to play. You can only play on the root.

 

[Winslow]

Those basses would he boring to play. You can only play on the root.

 

[two fingers]

I bet they really plow through a mix though. You won't know till you try one.


(That one was so funny I almost soiled myself.)

 

[40Hz]

I guess that would make the one in front a "pea bass".

Those basses would he boring to play. You can only play on the root.

Somebody had a good night's sleep and three cups of coffee this morning …

 

[Winslow]

(That one was so funny I almost soiled myself.)

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[two fingers]

Somebody had a good night's sleep and three cups of coffee this morning …

I am in constant dad joke mode. I honestly don't know how to turn it off.

(With all of the gender/sexist sensitivity threads we have had here lately, I just want it noted that any and all jokes regarding whether or not basses attract "hoes" were left out.)

 

[deak21]

Responds well to digging in

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[Spidey2112]

I guess that would make the one in front a "pea bass".

Those basses would he boring to play. You can only play on the root.

(With all of the gender/sexist sensitivity threads we have had here lately, I just want it noted that any and all jokes regarding whether or not basses attract "hoes" were left out.)

 

[dalkowski]

What's the best dirt pedal etc. etc.?

 

[Bodeanly]

This is obviously photoshopped. I mean, where are the carrots?

 

[dadglasser]

I guess that would make the one in front a "pea bass".

Nope, this one's a P-Bass:

 

[stringthrough]

A failed attempt at shredding lettuce.

(Don't get up, I'll just let myself out.)

 

[CBass079]

Nope, this one's a P-Bass:
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That should not have made me laugh as much as it did.

 

[Winslow]

This is obviously photoshopped. I mean, where are the carrots?

Y'know what... About three minutes after posting it, I actually had the thought, "Oh man, I forgot to add carrots."

UPDATE!!! Carrots have been duly (and hastily) added to the original post!!

 

[Winslow]

Nope, this one's a P-Bass:

Not in the pool, man!!

 

[Pdaddy1978]

How do you grow the one that is best for metal?