Thanks, Pow! I can sort of relate to your recording studio story. This guy came to me and asked me to play for his "death metal" band. I knew right from the start it wasn't death metal at all. Read off some his lyrics that totally didn't fit the genre. He claimed that he had a professional studio set up at his place. I never bothered, thankfully, since my other bassist friend tells me that it's just a walk-in closet with a laptop, an amp, and a crap load of knockoff instruments. That, and he was apparently the cousin of the drummer for The Devil Wears Prada.
Yeah, it was an instantaneous "no."
Now I hear one of my friends is his bass player. I tried giving him bass lessons, but he pretty much completely ignored them. Then he tried telling me that he mastered the instrument. Which was a total lie, since he doesn't trim his finger nails and rests his thumb on the body of the bass. Then he tried telling me "How does it feel to play an instrument that I mastered in 8 days?" I laughed so hard that he thought I was a psychopath. He's jealous of my bass playing anyway, and he thinks that I am godly at bass. I take it with a grain of salt, since there are a lot better bassists out there than me. However, most of the bassists around here are awful. So I guess that's a plus?
That band has never gigged, though. But I expect that just through studio-guy's connection with his cousin, they'll get famous just because of that. Not through actual gigging or work, but by privilege.
Prepare for another generic metalcore band, ladies and gents.
Been there, done that. Tried rhythm guitar for a pop-punk band that had just got rid of their vocalist and only guitarist. They told me that I would be tried out for a month with the whole band. I got cut in three days because their vocalist came back and then kicked me out without other band members' consent. Douche..
However, that band broke up 3 weeks later. They tried giving their guitarist crap for being an actual prodigy, claiming that his style of music was "too old and outdated." Which was total crap because after they did their first show with him, like ten girls all lined up to get his photo and give him their numbers. The look of jealousy on their faces was priceless.
After he left, that band died in an instant. Nobody could play guitar for them (even though it was ever-so simple) or
would play for them because the vocalist's attitude gave the band a bad reputation.
Around here, not usually.
Oh, I've had to deal with the couples in bands sort of thing. It was two singers, and they both ended up making out in our drummer's kitchen. On top of that, our drummer had an attitude problem and threatened to kick everyone out of "his" project one hour into the first rehearsal. What's worse is that I could out-solo the guitarist we had. There really isn't a word to describe that one and only rehearsal without having the word "cluster" in it.
Thanks for the posts everyone! You all make me very happy to be a bassist.