Two injury stories:
1982:
Fever chills sweating no energy

laying a gig at Rutgers main campus Student Union or whatever they call it. It was their end of winter semester blowout dance party. I was actually making it my last gig with this band due to long drive time for practices and too much drama between the kybrd player and his girlfriend -our lead vocalist. Which never sat comfortably with me...imagine doing Genesis Asia, the Cars, Styx Queen, ELP, Yes, assorted top 40 with a female vocalist ? it just didn't work for me.
Back to the gig,
It is amazing how all that sickness dissappears once you start playing live !
We were in top form. Audience took a while to warm up to us but when we hit the top 40 stuff halfway into our 1st set the joint was jumpin ! For whatever reason I was playin hard that night even though I'm runnin a well powered triamp'd system. 1st set ends and my fingers are sore.
2nd set we are crankin, dance floor hoppin . I look at my buddy who tagged along to help with load in / outs. His face was in shock he was staring at my right hand. I looked down and my fingers and strings/pups etc totally covered in blood.
My tips on my picking hand were shredded beyond pain- the adrenaline of the gig covered all that.
Finished out 2nd set I grabbed a towel and tried to apply adhesive tape on my fingertips.Now in a state of shock over how I will finish out the evening , Though I never used a pick I tried a few, anything keep playing, tape flying off, drops of blood splatter all over ( good thing my bass was black and so were my stage clothes !)
The gig ends -our best one ever. I nearly collapse from it all my buddy loads my gear in my Plymouth Suburban wagon and captains the boat home. Took a week to recover.
NEXT : as posted in "Worst gig ever" thread..
You can't make this s**t up !
1987 Was guitar/ bass tech for the Plasmatics, Yep, you know em well: Wendy O and Co. As they rehearsed for the upcoming tour, Rod the manager and Wendy's man, came up to me and said .
"Hey Stu when we hit the cities You need to hunt down some cheap junk guitars so Wendy can cut them up onstage."
I said 'Sure i know her deal' and it would give me a reason to get away for an hour from the monotony of load in set up etc.
We did the first show Wendy cranked up the chainsaw and shredded the guitar to bits Crowd goes nuts etc etc.
Next gig Wendy & Rod come up to me and says We got a
great idea. I was all ears:
During song "x" and "y" you set the coffin up on end onstage. We have been draggin this coffin around and now i know why !
Then you get into a doctors white lab coat wearing a black executioners mask and hold the guitar while standing inside the coffin .
I am wondering what will come out of Wendy's mouth next cause this is getting bizarre enough. She continues:
'I'll throw the lid open, you step out and hand me the guitar and stand there while I cut it up '
"Okay " was all I could manage, hey I'm getting paid right ?!
That night the chosen song comes up and I get into the gag and step out. The crowd is going berserk Wendy cranks up the chain saw -FOR REAL !- thrashin about the stage she takes the guitar and puts it into the stand and grinds the saw thru all the strings bridge wood etc.
I must add that at the same time this is all happening the lead guitarist is in a wheelchair onstage with a old electrode strap cap on his head and a sign on the chair saying "Lobotomy Patient" shredding leads like no tomorrow wheeling back and forth with his feet! Wendy was good at talking people into doing crazy things !
Back to the sacrifice: Band is blazin away at full speed and high volume, I am standing with my arms folded and next thing ya know i feel pieces of guitar shrapnel hitting my legs, Yikes ! then I see the lead guitarist is bleeding from his arm and he's still playing ! Wendy throws the chainsaw right past him to floor: ITS" STILL RUNNING ! I hold my own, Song ends we retreat behind the amps for a moment
Wendy tells the crowd "we' re gonna take a short break". In shock we indulge in homemade road triage.
Before we know it, we're back into gig mode and continue / finish the show.
Afterwards me and the guitarist have a chat with Rod as Wendy was hounded by local press etc. He understood our concerns and injuries and said he'd talk to her and maybe tone it down a notch.
We were like "Yeah it got pretty dangerous out there !"
Next night was slightly better not so much chain saw swinging and i had removed the bridge and just screwed a few strings on the sacrificial axe.
BUT THEN :
Me and the Rhythm guitarist had gotten pretty good at tossin back and forth for 'on the fly' guitar changes onstage.but then me jumping off the side of the drum riser to catch a badly thrown guitar during a quik axe change in mid song Twist my ankle turns black and blue all over and here comes load out UGH!
Needless to say after numerous nightmares and the end of the first leg of the schedule,
I left the tour. Only time I ever left a band or tech gig !