Good uses for beard stubble.

[invisiman]

I scratch my face with my boyfriend's stubble sometimes.


It's just not so nice for kissing

Pfft. You could whine about anything

 

[Poop-Loops]

Today I was driving, and I had an itch on the top of my hand. I wanted to keep a hand on the wheel, so without even thinking I scratched it on the beard stubble of my chin. This amazed me. What are some other good uses?

I do that all the time.

 

[Sean S]

mmm scratchy scratchy

edit: also, if it's long enough, you can stick pens and such in there...

 

[Tsal]

It's good for bearing some authority over a baby-faced newbie - "Oh should we do that, you ask? Let me think.. *ponderous fiddling with the beard* ..no."

 

[Asa Samuel]

you can scare kids with it, tell them your slowly turning into a werewolf! and let it grow out so next time they see your your even more hairy and even more wolf-like!

 

[Rattman]

The hands... definitely good for satisfying an itch on the hands. Front or back, that stubble will certainly get the itch to take a hike real fast! Nice to know I'm not the only joker who makes use of a perfectly good stubble. he he!!

 

[PSPookie]

My cat loves it. If I don't shave for a day or two then I can't get him to stop rubbing his head on my chin. It's cute at first, but it gets annoying when you're trying to sleep or watch the game.

 

[ElectrAcoustic]

EDIT: My girl loves it. If I don't shave for a day or two then I can't get her to stop rubbing all over my chinnychinchin.

 

[stedtale]

Remember those magical nights Cynthia...we would dance cheek to cheek. I'd rub my stubble against yours.

 

[louieeadg]

Remember those magical nights Cynthia...we would dance cheek to cheek. I'd rub my stubble against yours.

That wasn't Cynthia...that was your uncle Peter :scowl: I'm a horrible father...

 

[stedtale]

then that wasn't a cheek either?


oh...wait.....

 

[middy]

I also use the stubble to scratch hand itches. I thought I was the only one.

It's also great for tickling the kids, rubbed on the palms of their hands or the soles of their feet, especially the feet.

 

[stedtale]

I also use the stubble to scratch hand itches. I thought I was the only one.

It's also great for tickling the kids, rubbed on the palms of their hands or the soles of their feet, especially the feet.

you must be flexible.

 

[ElectrAcoustic]

then that wasn't a cheek either?


oh...wait.....

LOL.. coffee just went up my nose.. nice one..

 

[stedtale]

LOL.. coffee just went up my nose.. nice one..

ouch.

 

[Bryan316]

I've fended off a mugger, by grinding my beard stubble in my assailant's eyes.

I've filtered my coffee through my chin hair. Far cleaner taste.

I've done relief woodcutting art with my stubble.

I've textured some stucco walls with my stubble.

I've applied Jesso to a canvas in art class with my stubble.

I've broken hide leather into supple softened suede with my stubble.

I've removed magic marker from a kid's bedroom walls with my stubble.




But my stubble got its roots kicked when they challenged Chuck Norris' beard in an MMA fight.

 

[PSPookie]

 

[T-Bird]

It's just not so nice for kissing

It's all about the location, I've been told.

Sam

 

[jive1]

I thought this thread was about the stubble that comes off after shaving. In any case, I take my shavings and fill pepper shakers at various restaraunts across the country with them.

Spicy!

 

[stedtale]

jivey is D-licious!