Today I was driving, and I had an itch on the top of my hand. I wanted to keep a hand on the wheel, so without even thinking I scratched it on the beard stubble of my chin. This amazed me. What are some other good uses?
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Good uses for beard stubble.
- Thread starter MakiSupaStar
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I too have used my stubble to scratch myself with. I also find it incredibly satisfying to drag over my pillowcase at night and listen to the scratching noise it produces.
I wanted to get rid of the sticky gloss finish on my maple necked Jazz Bass and go to more of a satin, matte finish. I didn't have any steel wool, sand paper, or even a green scrubber pad
so how did I get the job done? You guessed it. Beard stubble. My family thought I looked a little weird running my chin all over the back of a Jazz bass neck, but hey - they didn't have to play that god awful sticky finished neck. Thank you chin whiskers.
It's great for bearing down on someone while wrestling. I think I still have marks on my back and neck from my Dad 
Now the female version of it is................
this thread is gonna die now.
You could shave it off and then sell it to some gullible third grader as his "first pubes"*
*South Park reference
*South Park reference
you can sometimes (really sometimes) light a match on your jaw, its quite fun, just dont burn it off, you'll be all lop-sided.
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Today I was driving, and I had an itch on the top of my hand. I wanted to keep a hand on the wheel, so without even thinking I scratched it on the beard stubble of my chin. This amazed me. What are some other good uses?
I love it for that.
EDITED FOR TASTE.
Simply put, it's the best "wake the Wife by running your stubblychin down her lower back" thingy ever. I know that makes no sense grammatically, but trust me, it annoys the heck outta her.
If you guys have such sharp blades, you shouldn't have any stubble 
My knives are scary sharp. That means the hairs jump off in fear before the blade touches them 
My knives are scary sharp. That means the hairs jump off in fear before the blade touches them
Haha! Awesome. I was doing this as I read your post. Damn, I don't want to have to shave before work tomorrow.
