Goodbye for 2 years!

[Jonyak]

last time mormons came to my door, I went into a discussion about my beleifs, and they seemed very worried about me. so I invited them in an continued the discussion until they were the ones trying to leave.

ps: the one girl was smoking hot.

 

[Phalex]

I don't think missions are supposed to be fun.

I've enjoyed quite a few missionary positions actually.


Good luck with the missions trip. Bring some beads for the natives!

 

[Atoz]

Is it still 2 years without social interactions with the opposite sex? Good luck.

(fellow Utahn - not Mormon but saw a lot of friends leave for 2 years)

 

[mothmonsterman]

What's the rationale behind that?

It's organized religion it doesn't need rationale.

Have fun, personally i think it's fun when they come to my door and give me free books. (is this what your mission will entail?)
One time a scientologist gave me a giant like 1000 page book, never finished it though.
No reason to be mean to them, unless the are Jehovah's witnesses those people damn near try to break into your house.

 

[MAJOR METAL]

internet use is strictly regulated.... no forums or chat rooms

I have expirenced that as well when I was in religion http://www.talkbass.com/forum/showthread.php?t=283549&highlight=cult

 

[RWP]

I have expirenced that as well when I was in religion http://www.talkbass.com/forum/showthread.php?t=283549&highlight=cult

That is such a good read. If you can save just one person it is worth it.

 

[jweiss]

oh I am so subscribed.

Since the OP will be looking to convert lost souls, I think it would be useful if we shared some of our strategies for addressing missionaries when they come a knockin.

I personally like to answer the door in my underwear. I talk with them about my atheist beliefs in my underwear.

If I'm in a hurry I just say that I'm Jewish (well, my parents were anyway).

I appreciate the fact that the LDS missionaries are always so well dressed!

 

[MAJOR METAL]

That is such a good read. If you can save just one person it is worth it.

Thank you. I just read the post again and man it is really intense to read back and remember what happened to me there.