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Indeed - keep em' coming!I look forward to your other reviews. Have you been to Buca Di Beppo?
Ha, ha - "the stucco archway of broken dreams" - hilarious, thanks for the link. Samantha, you have some real competition here!McSweeney's has a hilarious short essay (350 words, you lazy bastages) on Olive Garden. http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/...arden-commercial-share-their-existential-pain
I could try but it would only be a cheap imitation of your reviews.I'm probably going to have to Lowner this thread soon either that or maybe you guy's could post some other crazy reviews and entertain yourselves for awhile
Not true! I saw them serve a 6 and 8 year old wearing sunglasses in 3 piece suits. I complained, of course, but to no avail. Turns out it was " Anyone Who Looks Like an Escaped Nazi Eats For Free Week," and the father looked like Martin Bormann, so they let the kids transgress. Such are the vagaries of life.I didn't believe a word of it.
I have it on good word that Olive Garden does not serve people with sunglasses on their head.
I'm less certain on this, but I've also heard that they won't serve people with a staple in their left ear.
Not true! I saw them serve a 6 and 8 year old wearing sunglasses in 3 piece suits. I complained, of course, but to no avail. Turns out it was " Anyone Who Looks Like an Escaped Nazi Eats For Free Week," and the father looked like Martin Bormann, so they let the kids transgress. Such are the vagaries of life.
Unfortunately, never that I know of.When do they have "incoherent heaps of quivering flesh eats for free" week?
I guess me an Joe Cocker are both out of luck then. I cry foul!Unfortunately, never that I know of.

Check out my post in the "Funniest Pictures" thread. The "Heart Attack Grill" might be right up Joe Cocker's alley. Love a review on THAT place!I guess me an Joe Cocker are both out of luck then. I cry foul!![]()