Google issue.

[line6man]

a thick pungent odor of what smelled of a poor man’s arm sweat.

This is why I don't like to eat at Olive Garden. The smell is too much for me.

 

[PortlandBass77]

hands down best review ever! If you can make a movie (or novel) out of a review you know you're golden.

 

[SamanthaCay]

I seriously just lownered this thread and forgot what it was about for a sec.
Maybe I should turn this into a blog of painful reviews.

 

[walterw]

McSweeney's has a hilarious short essay (350 words, you lazy bastages) on Olive Garden. McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: The People in an Olive Garden Commercial Share Their Existential Pain.

"mealy pasta drenched in tomato-themed high-fructose corn syrup..."

and of course we all remember the recent s**tstorm stirred up by an OG investor over the fact that they stopped salting the pasta water (rendering said pasta tasteless) just so that the pots and pans would last slightly longer.