The title of the post maybe a little facetious but in truth it's actually the way I feel now after using my GR Bass AT110-350 ACT in a few different situations. Of course I understand that perhaps something like what I got does not have the sound you might want or perhaps its beyond your budget but for me, the sound is great AND the weight is just insane and I actually think that the price of the model I got is extremely reasonable for what it delivers. For the marvel that it is, I was actually expecting to pay more.
Anyway, the weight is just stupidly light. No one who picks it up can believe there is even an amp in there because it because just feels hollow. The only thing for me is apart from just getting used to its particular sound and EQ'ing appropriately, I did find that:
a) Off the floor on a box it sounded horribly nasal. On the floor it sounded great.
b) On one gig I forgot that the ports at the back are putting out some decent sound so you have to be a bit careful where you point the rear. My previous box did have a small rear port but my GR Bass cab has two pretty sizable rear ports. I was on one very loud gig and had it turned up a bit but had it pointing backwards under the piano and the pianist was getting a lot of bass so I put it back towards the drummer and all was good.
Anyway, the sound is not perfect but it's pretty damn good and when combined with the weight, it's fantastic. Sure makes life easier when you are carrying the bass and other stuff as well. If I was to ever to change anything else in the future, the sound or some other aspect of it would have to be ton better if I had to pay the price of carrying more weight.
Anyway, the weight is just stupidly light. No one who picks it up can believe there is even an amp in there because it because just feels hollow. The only thing for me is apart from just getting used to its particular sound and EQ'ing appropriately, I did find that:
a) Off the floor on a box it sounded horribly nasal. On the floor it sounded great.
b) On one gig I forgot that the ports at the back are putting out some decent sound so you have to be a bit careful where you point the rear. My previous box did have a small rear port but my GR Bass cab has two pretty sizable rear ports. I was on one very loud gig and had it turned up a bit but had it pointing backwards under the piano and the pianist was getting a lot of bass so I put it back towards the drummer and all was good.
Anyway, the sound is not perfect but it's pretty damn good and when combined with the weight, it's fantastic. Sure makes life easier when you are carrying the bass and other stuff as well. If I was to ever to change anything else in the future, the sound or some other aspect of it would have to be ton better if I had to pay the price of carrying more weight.