Guy wonders why speakers aren't selling

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Jaygetsreal, Jul 23, 2020.

  1. Curse that spellchecker :D
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  2. MynameisMe

    MynameisMe What will you be remembered for?

    Dec 31, 2018
    J'ville Florida
    Constant pursuit of excrement...
  3. RoketRdr


    Nov 7, 2019
    BBWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! It’s bad enough when you buy a classic cab used only to find rats have been living in it but I’m l purdy sure excrement would be much worse. ;)
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  4. LBS-bass


    Nov 22, 2017
    I didn't know that was a thing.
  5. pcake

    pcake Supporting Member

    Sep 20, 2011
    Los Angeleez
    not only is it excrement, he "believes" it's 8 ohms. LOLOLOL
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  6. Using the words “excitement” and “having a clear out” never seems to end well.
  7. Killed_by_Death

    Killed_by_Death Snaggletooth Inactive

    I find it rather amusing when folks comment they're 'exited' about something.
  8. Winslow


    Sep 25, 2011
    Group "W" Bench
    It's the classy way to say, "Dude, these speakers are the $#1+!"
  9. LBS-bass


    Nov 22, 2017
    Well, a clear out explains the excrement, I suppose. Is tomorrow colonoscopy day?
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  10. Peteyboy


    Apr 2, 2018
    Los Angeles
    I always knew in my heart that my lifelong search for The Brown Note would culminate Down Under...
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  11. devnulljp


    Oct 13, 2009
    BC, Canada
    Admin on the D*A*M Forum
  12. RoketRdr


    Nov 7, 2019
    What? You didn’t know? It automatically gives you a Jaco tone. ;)
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  13. Killed_by_Death

    Killed_by_Death Snaggletooth Inactive

    I had to stop looking at local ads, the one I take the piss of the most are folks posting their bass with ACTIVE pickups that are in fact passive!
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  14. It took me approximately 5 minutes to figure out what in the blue hell was actually wrong with this.

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  15. Killing Floor

    Killing Floor Supporting Member

    Feb 7, 2020
    Austin, TX
    Probably got them on a blow out sale.
  16. Amalgam


    Apr 3, 2016
    The hole in the speaker is from me prying. It's all good though!
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  18. 4dog


    Aug 18, 2012
    im so excreted!!!
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  19. 707GK


    Jun 13, 2013
    I didn’t know excrement conditioning was something sought after enough to mention in a for-sale ad. Learn something new every day.
  20. Nuage420

    Nuage420 smile Supporting Member

    Dec 7, 2014
    I'm so full of excrement I wake up in the morning and I piss excrement. And then I call the doctor for an appointment.
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