Guy wonders why speakers aren't selling

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Jaygetsreal, Jul 23, 2020.


  1. Curse that spellchecker :D
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  2. MynameisMe

    MynameisMe Be kind. Supporting Member

    Dec 31, 2018
    Jax, Florida
    Constant pursuit of excrement...
     
  3. RoketRdr

    RoketRdr

    Nov 7, 2019
    Houston
    BBWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! It’s bad enough when you buy a classic cab used only to find rats have been living in it but I’m l purdy sure excrement would be much worse. ;)
     
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  4. LBS-bass

    LBS-bass

    Nov 22, 2017
    I didn't know that was a thing.
     
  5. pcake

    pcake Supporting Member

    Sep 20, 2011
    Los Angeleez
    not only is it excrement, he "believes" it's 8 ohms. LOLOLOL
     
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  6. Using the words “excitement” and “having a clear out” never seems to end well.
     
  7. Killed_by_Death

    Killed_by_Death Snaggletooth Inactive

    I find it rather amusing when folks comment they're 'exited' about something.
     
  8. Winslow

    Winslow

    Sep 25, 2011
    Group "W" Bench
    It's the classy way to say, "Dude, these speakers are the $#1+!"
     
  9. LBS-bass

    LBS-bass

    Nov 22, 2017
    Well, a clear out explains the excrement, I suppose. Is tomorrow colonoscopy day?
     
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  10. Peteyboy

    Peteyboy

    Apr 2, 2018
    Los Angeles
    I always knew in my heart that my lifelong search for The Brown Note would culminate Down Under...
     
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  11. devnulljp

    devnulljp Supporting Member

    Oct 13, 2009
    BC, Canada
    Admin on the D*A*M Forum
    Excrement!
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  12. RoketRdr

    RoketRdr

    Nov 7, 2019
    Houston
    What? You didn’t know? It automatically gives you a Jaco tone. ;)
     
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  13. Killed_by_Death

    Killed_by_Death Snaggletooth Inactive

    I had to stop looking at local ads, the one I take the piss of the most are folks posting their bass with ACTIVE pickups that are in fact passive!
     
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  14. It took me approximately 5 minutes to figure out what in the blue hell was actually wrong with this.

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    :facepalm:
     
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  15. Killing Floor

    Killing Floor Supporting Member

    Feb 7, 2020
    Austin, TX
    Probably got them on a blow out sale.
     
  16. Amalgam

    Amalgam

    Apr 3, 2016
    The hole in the speaker is from me prying. It's all good though!
     
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  18. 4dog

    4dog

    Aug 18, 2012
    im so excreted!!!
     
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  19. 707GK

    707GK

    Jun 13, 2013
    California
    I didn’t know excrement conditioning was something sought after enough to mention in a for-sale ad. Learn something new every day.
     
  20. Nuage420

    Nuage420 Supporting Member

    Dec 7, 2014
    USA
    I'm so full of excrement I wake up in the morning and I piss excrement. And then I call the doctor for an appointment.
     
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