Make sure you get oxygen-free, 2-guage cable where the subatomic particles have been aligned with The Force, taking into account the coefficient of the Earth's magnetic field combined with the retrograde status of Mercury, of course compensating for the constant flux of dark matter in the universe and influenced by the effects of the solar wind according to the date of manufacture of the cable crossed with the born-on date of the beer you have foolishly placed on top of your bass head.
All of this is obvious to the casual observer but a deeper analysis will reveal that the rubber cladding around the cable and plugs is deeply influential upon the sound and highly impacted by the age of the rubber tree from which the insulation was sourced, and also make sure to use only six nine's pure platinum-plated contacts and that the cable is encased with dual hydrogen fuel cells. This will lead to the purest holographic sound, which of course, can only be seen on a harvest moon with pure Gold Iridium coated sunglasses.
All of this is obvious to the casual observer but a deeper analysis will reveal that the rubber cladding around the cable and plugs is deeply influential upon the sound and highly impacted by the age of the rubber tree from which the insulation was sourced, and also make sure to use only six nine's pure platinum-plated contacts and that the cable is encased with dual hydrogen fuel cells. This will lead to the purest holographic sound, which of course, can only be seen on a harvest moon with pure Gold Iridium coated sunglasses.