I am insistent that
my basses be light … and I can't understand why that would even begin to be an issue for anyone else that might prefer them heavy …
But, if it is any consolation, I do prefer my women heavy (and curvy) rather than light (and thin), although I am sure that would mystify some as well …
I also drive Dodge mini-vans (rather than cars or trucks), own a flip phone, have never sent a text in my life … I pick fallen items up off the floor and put back on store shelves, stop in traffic to let a pedestrian across the street, and I identify myself every time I answer the phone …
.. there you go .. pick one (or a few) and add to your disgust with this ol'coot …