Help with the ladies!!

[iej777]

I need some help with the ladies! Whenever I talk to "that girl" I get really nervous and twitchy, is there any way I can use my bass playing to my advantage??

 

[jmattbassplaya]

Yeah, start playing guitar or pick up singing

 

[Kwesi]

Yeah, start playing guitar or pick up singing

By which he means, no, you cannot use you bass skills to impress women . The nervous twitchiness will go away if you can mange to spend more time with her. At least that's how it works for me. The more you get to know her the more relaxed you'll be. Alternatively, try masturbating furiously before you meet her.

 

[jmattbassplaya]

By which he means, no, you cannot use you bass skills to impress women . The nervous twitchiness will go away if you can mange to spend more time with her. At least that's how it works for me. The more you get to know her the more relaxed you'll be. Alternatively, try masturbating furiously before you meet her.

+1

Just be sure you don't do a solo performance with the aid of Icy Hot. You think you're twitching a lot now? Just wait until you get some of that stuff on your man bits

 

[rr5025]

I guess it must officially be Xmas break...

 

[IconBasser]

I guess it must officially be Xmas break...

or perhaps it's summer again and we just didn't notice...

 

[MakiSupaStar]

It might be time to dust of off a link to a good old standby.

 

[IconBasser]

that thread needs to be revised though, to include winter break.

 

[Steve]

, is there any way I can use my bass playing to my advantage??

Yeah, just tell her you play bass, she'll immediately lose all interest, your shot will be blown and you can relax and not stress.

 

[Lee H]

OK, these other guys forgot to mention that you do still have a chance. if she does not know the difference between a bass and a lead guitar, you might be able to pull it off... for a little while...
There is also a question of what kind of bass. If it is a squire, start thinking about chemical castration. You will not be needing those things anyway. If it is a cooler shape, you may pull it off....for a little while...

 

[A-Step-Towards]

Pull it out

 

[Lee H]

Pull it out

put it back in... repeat

 

[Kwesi]

Whip it out

fix'd.

 

[jmattbassplaya]

[DEL]Pull[/DEL] Windmill it [DEL]out[/DEL] at her.

Fixed x2.

 

[jonathan_matos5]

step 1: cut a hole in a box. . .

 

[jmattbassplaya]

step 1: cut a hole in a box. . .

 

[Kwesi]

step 1: cut a hole in a box. . .

Fixed x2.

Contained in these three posts is the answer to life itself.

 

[warwick.hoy]

Practice on ugly chicks first.

I'm sorry that was insensitive.

Practice on fat chicks first.

 

[Rune Bivrin]

Whack her with the bass. Problem solved.

 

[whitefuneral]

Say your a bassist and that you're good with your middle 'n' index finger