For what it's worth, you chose to respond, therefore making the choice to waste your time. I, however, do not consider this rebuttal a waste of my time, because I find it rather amusing that you were annoyed enough by a few sentences that were meant in good fun.
P.S. some drummers actually do bury their cymbals, and some cymbal companies sell cymbals that have been buried at an inflated price.

Alternatively, a friend of mine wanted to darken the sound of a flat ride that he had, so he rubbed mud all over it. He claims it worked, but who knows.
BACK ON TOPIC
I used to think that scooping (cutting) the mids was a great idea, until I went to band practice. Scooping sounds cool when you're by yourself, but the mids are the frequencies that 'cut' through the mix the most. That's why on a lot of distortion pedals, there is a 'presence' knob, which is essentially a type of mid control. Presence, as in, 'presence in the mix.'
As someone said before, scooping mids too much will get you lost and buried underneath everything else.