How many times have you been married?

[Son of Wobble]

Once is plenty, provide you catch the right fish first time you cast your reel.

We'll celebrate fifty years this May. We married three months after I fell in love with her over a game of pinball.
She still can tilt my table.

Haven't let her change her hair, either. Ladies, guys love stockings and a hive. That's and a sandwich is how you hold a man.

 

[Pug the Pig]

I knew a guy in the 80s who used to arrange marriages so people could stay in the country, seemed to be a lot of Polish guys taking this route at the time as i recall...i think the women got a princely £250 !!!
Don't know if they still do this stuff, the price has probably gone up a bit tho...
...Hey..maybe I could afford a new Rickenbacker after all..... Hmmmm....

 

[catcauphonic]

Once is plenty, provide you catch the right fish first time you cast your reel.

We'll celebrate fifty years this May. We married three months after I fell in love with her over a game of pinball.
She still can tilt my table.

Haven't let her change her hair, either. Ladies, guys love stockings and a hive. That's and a sandwich is how you hold a man.

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Is Mrs SOW really still rocking that 'doo??? Between that and those gams, it's no wonder you said 'I Do.'

Sadly, that hair belongs in the Things You Don't See Anymore thread. And don't get me started on them leg casings

 

[Son of Wobble]

Is Mrs SOW really still rocking that 'doo???

Would I say something that isn't true?
I'm asking you, Sugar, would I lie to you?

 

[Son of Wobble]

Is Mrs SOW really still rocking that 'doo??? Between that and those gams, it's no wonder you said 'I Do.'

Sadly, that hair belongs in the Things You Don't See Anymore thread. And don't get me started on them leg casings
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The couple that games together....

Here we are just yesterday. She moved on from pinball to video games in the 80's and kinda stuck with that.
Can't get her into console gaming at all.


She's quite a bit older than me, obviously, and that has become a bit of an issue what with people asking, "Is that your mom?"

I get uptight about such things and frankly almost dumped her two years ago, before she inherited a pile of dough from a bird-watching aunt.

So I stick around and grin and bear it, drink a lot and spend through the boredom. Worse fates, I suppose.

 

[klejst]

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[jeffb28451]

I keep the same Wife, but change basses frequently: it’s cheaper.

 

[fingerguy]

How many times have you been married? As of today, I've been married 0 times.

Once and going onto my 2nd. Mark my words, if this doesn't work out I am getting a recliner and a big screen tv and a decent apartment with all utilities included.