How Many.....

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by floydbass, Feb 3, 2005.

  1. Q:How many bassists does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A:None, the bass cant get that high. (courtecy(sp) of my piano teacher.)

    Q: how many bassists does it take to change a lighbulb?
    A:1,5,1,5,1,5,1,5... (heard right after a latin chart in jazzband :p )

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  2. Perfect-Tommy


    Mar 28, 2004
    I was always a fan of...

    Q:How many bassist does it take to change a spot light?

    A: 4. One to change the bulb and 3 more to point it at the lead guitarist...
  3. How many? None, foo'- I can play in the dark all night long(and we usually do)!
  4. I can with my 6s.

    I apologize, I'll add a joke.


    Q: How many minutes does it take for a bass player to eat dinner with with fellow giggers?

    A: None. He/she has to skip dinner because he has to set up his and everyone's stuff.
  5. Perfect-Tommy


    Mar 28, 2004
    It's funny cause it's true... Of the 3 band members that were able to show up early to our last gig, I was the only person that knew how to set up the PA :crying:
  6. Rowka


    Dec 9, 2002
    Jacksonville, FL
    None. Bassists aren't afraid of the dark.
  7. basshunter


    Feb 11, 2005
    Conway, MA

    Been there, done that...although at least the percussionist had the good sense to bring me a beer...
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