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[floydbass]

Q:How many bassists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:None, the bass cant get that high. (courtecy(sp) of my piano teacher.)

Q: how many bassists does it take to change a lighbulb?
A:1,5,1,5,1,5,1,5... (heard right after a latin chart in jazzband )

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[Perfect-Tommy]

I was always a fan of...

Q:How many bassist does it take to change a spot light?

A: 4. One to change the bulb and 3 more to point it at the lead guitarist...

 

[bassteban]

How many? None, foo'- I can play in the dark all night long(and we usually do)!

 

[Daniel Baskin]

Q:How many bassists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I can with my 6s.

I apologize, I'll add a joke.

Uhhh....

Q: How many minutes does it take for a bass player to eat dinner with with fellow giggers?

A: None. He/she has to skip dinner because he has to set up his and everyone's stuff.

 

[Perfect-Tommy]

Q: How many minutes does it take for a bass player to eat dinner with with fellow giggers?

A: None. He/she has to skip dinner because he has to set up his and everyone's stuff.

It's funny cause it's true... Of the 3 band members that were able to show up early to our last gig, I was the only person that knew how to set up the PA

 

[Rowka]

Q:How many bassists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Bassists aren't afraid of the dark.

 

[basshunter]

It's funny cause it's true... Of the 3 band members that were able to show up early to our last gig, I was the only person that knew how to set up the PA

Been there, done that...although at least the percussionist had the good sense to bring me a beer...