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Discussion in 'Bass Humor [DB]' started by godoze, Jun 1, 2005.
Luthiers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Well, none. They'd rather restore it without making ANY changes...
a: None, they'll just steal someone else's light.
3; 1 to change the bulb and 2 to argue about how Stradivarius would have done it...
You forgot that you need one more to write a book about how to A0 tune the wire inside the bulb, another to argue that it's shape does affect how bright it gets, and a whole bass forum to argue about everything until I get sleepy.
...chick lead singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, they hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.
You had to go there didn't you ?
There you are....where the hell you been? What up?
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
It really depends on when the bulb was made and who made it.
. . . drummers . . .
Just one, but everyone else will stumble in the dark for a while before he realizes it was time for a change.
How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs...
As an ex-Californicate, I can vouch for that.
(sigh...the good ol' days)
How many Jewish mothers?
None. " Don't worry about me, I'll be fine sitting in the dark."
so do hawaiians just use the ocean, then?
cause if so, i'm going to be a little less cavalier about who i swim near next trip.
I'm just going to be more selective.
trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb???
None......they can't reach that high.......
Yeah, maybe we'll bump into each other at Little Beach next time. I'll introduce you to my wife.
so THAT'S how it is down there.
How many chick singers does does it take to sing My Funny Valentine? Apparently all of them(from personal experience).
How many bass players to change a lightbulb? None--the keyboard player does it with his left hand.
How many country-western bass players? 1-5-1-5-1-5-1-5-1 ad nauseum.