Double Bass How Many

[godoze]

Luthiers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

 

[Ed Fuqua]

Well, none. They'd rather restore it without making ANY changes...

 

[John Sprague]

...guitar player...

a: None, they'll just steal someone else's light.

 

[godoze]

3; 1 to change the bulb and 2 to argue about how Stradivarius would have done it...

 

[Huy Nguyen]

3; 1 to change the bulb and 2 to argue about how Stradivarius would have done it...

You forgot that you need one more to write a book about how to A0 tune the wire inside the bulb, another to argue that it's shape does affect how bright it gets, and a whole bass forum to argue about everything until I get sleepy.

 

[Bob Gollihur]

...chick lead singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, they hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.

 

[godoze]

You forgot that you need one more to write a book about how to A0 tune the wire inside the bulb, another to argue that it's shape does affect how bright it gets, and a whole bass forum to argue about everything until I get sleepy.

You had to go there didn't you ?

 

[Paul Warburton]

Q. How many saxophone players does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Just one. But he'll go through the whole box until he finds the perfect bulb . . .

There you are....where the hell you been? What up?

 

[Huy Nguyen]

You had to go there didn't you ?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

 

[Chasarms]

Well, none. They'd rather restore it without making ANY changes...

It really depends on when the bulb was made and who made it.

 

[Chasarms]

. . . drummers . . .

Just one, but everyone else will stumble in the dark for a while before he realizes it was time for a change.

 

[Eric Jackson]

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs...

 

[Marcus Johnson]

As an ex-Californicate, I can vouch for that.

(sigh...the good ol' days)

 

[arnoldschnitzer]

How many Jewish mothers?

None. " Don't worry about me, I'll be fine sitting in the dark."

 

[mister_k]

As an ex-Californicate, I can vouch for that.

(sigh...the good ol' days)

so do hawaiians just use the ocean, then?

cause if so, i'm going to be a little less cavalier about who i swim near next trip.


jeeez.

 

[Freddels]

so do hawaiians just use the ocean, then?

cause if so, i'm going to be a little less cavalier about who i swim near next trip.


jeeez.

I'm just going to be more selective.

 

[globey]

trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb???

None......they can't reach that high.......

 

[Marcus Johnson]

so do hawaiians just use the ocean, then?

cause if so, i'm going to be a little less cavalier about who i swim near next trip.


jeeez.

Yeah, maybe we'll bump into each other at Little Beach next time. I'll introduce you to my wife.

 

[mister_k]

Yeah, maybe we'll bump into each other at Little Beach next time. I'll introduce you to my wife.

so THAT'S how it is down there.

K.

 

[61pollmann]

How many chick singers does does it take to sing My Funny Valentine? Apparently all of them(from personal experience).

How many bass players to change a lightbulb? None--the keyboard player does it with his left hand.

How many country-western bass players? 1-5-1-5-1-5-1-5-1 ad nauseum.