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Discussion in 'Bass Humor [DB]' started by godoze, Jun 1, 2005.


  1. godoze

    godoze

    Oct 21, 2002
    Luthiers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
     
  2. Ed Fuqua

    Ed Fuqua

    Dec 13, 1999
    NYC
    Chuck Sher publishes my book, WALKING BASSICS:The Fundamentals of Jazz Bass Playing.
    Well, none. They'd rather restore it without making ANY changes...
     
  3. John Sprague

    John Sprague Sam Shen's US Distributor

    Mar 10, 2003
    Rochester, NY
    Sales Manager, CSC Products Inc.
    ...guitar player...

    a: None, they'll just steal someone else's light.
     
  4. godoze

    godoze

    Oct 21, 2002
    3; 1 to change the bulb and 2 to argue about how Stradivarius would have done it...
     
  5. hdiddy

    hdiddy Official Forum Flunkee Supporting Member

    Mar 16, 2004
    San Francisco, CA
    You forgot that you need one more to write a book about how to A0 tune the wire inside the bulb, another to argue that it's shape does affect how bright it gets, and a whole bass forum to argue about everything until I get sleepy. :oops: :smug:
     
  6. Bob Gollihur

    Bob Gollihur GollihurMusic.com

    Mar 22, 2000
    New Joisey Shore
    Big Cheese Emeritus: Gollihur Music
    ...chick lead singers does it take to change a light bulb?

    Just one, they hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.
     
  7. godoze

    godoze

    Oct 21, 2002
    You had to go there didn't you ?
     
  8. There you are....where the hell you been? What up?
     
  9. hdiddy

    hdiddy Official Forum Flunkee Supporting Member

    Mar 16, 2004
    San Francisco, CA
    Sorry, I couldn't resist. :D
     
  10. Chasarms

    Chasarms Casual Observer

    May 24, 2001
    Bettendorf, IA USA
    It really depends on when the bulb was made and who made it.
     
  11. Chasarms

    Chasarms Casual Observer

    May 24, 2001
    Bettendorf, IA USA
    . . . drummers . . .

    Just one, but everyone else will stumble in the dark for a while before he realizes it was time for a change.
     
  12. How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs...
     
  13. Marcus Johnson

    Marcus Johnson

    Nov 28, 2001
    Maui
    As an ex-Californicate, I can vouch for that.

    (sigh...the good ol' days)
     
  14. arnoldschnitzer

    arnoldschnitzer AES Fine Instruments

    Feb 16, 2002
    Brewster, NY, USA
    How many Jewish mothers?

    None. " Don't worry about me, I'll be fine sitting in the dark."
     
  15. mister_k

    mister_k

    Jul 27, 2004
    Los Angeles
    so do hawaiians just use the ocean, then?

    cause if so, i'm going to be a little less cavalier about who i swim near next trip.


    jeeez.
     
  16. Freddels

    Freddels Musical Anarchist

    Apr 7, 2005
    Sutton, MA
    I'm just going to be more selective. :cool:
     
  17. trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb???

    None......they can't reach that high.......
     
  18. Marcus Johnson

    Marcus Johnson

    Nov 28, 2001
    Maui
    Yeah, maybe we'll bump into each other :meh: at Little Beach next time. I'll introduce you to my wife.
     
  19. mister_k

    mister_k

    Jul 27, 2004
    Los Angeles
    so THAT'S how it is down there.

    K.
     
  20. 61pollmann

    61pollmann Supporting Member

    Apr 30, 2005
    Wisconsin
    How many chick singers does does it take to sing My Funny Valentine? Apparently all of them(from personal experience).

    How many bass players to change a lightbulb? None--the keyboard player does it with his left hand.

    How many country-western bass players? 1-5-1-5-1-5-1-5-1 ad nauseum.