How to annoy musicians in 6 simple steps

[Killing Floor]

So put on a suit and show up and eat their cake. And dance with the bride's mother.

 

[Max Bogosity]

Was there a non-refundable deposit? A cancellation clause?

I bet there will be next time.

 

[walksupright]

Hope for a divorce and charge her double for the next wedding.

 

[logdrum]

Sorry to hear. Don't worry Karma is there to bring justice!

 

[DrThumpenstein]

So put on a suit and show up and eat their cake. And “dance” with the bride's mother.

Heh heh. Fixed it for ya.

 

[MultiScaleMale]

The only thing you can do now is send them a nice wedding card and have the band members sign it. The nicer the card and sentimental thoughts, the more like sh*t it will make them feel. Maybe add that you look forward to playing her next wedding? Heh.

 

[The Owl]

Hope for a divorce and charge her double for the next wedding.

And maybe form a Divorce Band

 

[Kerem Koseoglu]

So put on a suit and show up and eat their cake. And dance with the bride's mother.

That would be rad, but the wedding is in another city; a 2-hour highway drive. I'm not that motivated to dance with an old lady

I bet there will be next time.

I bet too!

Sorry to hear. Don't worry Karma is there to bring justice!

Absolutely, I have seen karma work wonders.

The only thing you can do now is send them a nice wedding card and have the band members sign it. The nicer the card and sentimental thoughts, the more like sh*t it will make them feel. Maybe add that you look forward to playing her next wedding? Heh.

That, we can do. Kill them with kindness, eh?

And maybe form a Divorce Band

We can also offer a special package: If we played on your wedding, we'll play on your divorce party for half the price!

 

[Gregc57]

Ooffff!

 

[beatmachine pro]

ask a band "whats your style" and watch them have cognative breakdown trying not to reference other bands,ironically probably the #1 and most asked question of any band