How to annoy people (warning, very annoying thread)

[nutso42]

I'm writing a book about it on Mondays.

Monday is my book writing day.

I don’t work on Mondays I just sit and write stuff.
I do eat lunch and Dinner but not breakfast, not on that day nope just coffee for me, coffee black as the devil’s soul, that’s how I like it, on Mondays that is.
Oh and I never go to the bathroom on that day nor do I leave the house, it’s against my religion the one I have on Mondays that is.

What?

 

[Geroi Asfalta]

randomly annoying https://twitter.com/dick_bacco

caution- bad language

 

[nutso42]

In case of emergency: http://www.emergencyyodel.com/

 

[MatticusMania]

Not Annoying at All

 

[nutso42]

Giant bat farts?

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