How to keep my drum machine in time ;)

[funkinbottom]

I know a guitar player that experiences the same problem. He spends the first measure waiting for the thing to catch up, it does and a measure later, he is trying to catch up to the darn thing.... Hmm

 

[Ostie]

Many years ago I played with a drummer by the name of Yamaha. He wasn’t much for conversation, but he showed up on time, he never complained, never drank or smoked, and he never hit on the lead singer. Then one day his pacemaker gave out, and he……I’m sorry, I can’t talk about it. It’s still raw after all these years.

 

[Hoochie Coochie Man]

Many years ago I played with a drummer by the name of Yamaha. He wasn’t much for conversation, but he showed up on time, he never complained, never drank or smoked, and he never hit on the lead singer. Then one day his pacemaker gave out, and he……I’m sorry, I can’t talk about it. It’s still raw after all these years.

You could replace it with this: