Huge pedal boards?

[TMacATK]

If your in a band where the bass is lead, then you need some pedals to keep your sound interesting, and DIFFERENT for each song.

If your a studio player, especially if your like, the first or second call guy in your area, you need to be able to recreate more or less any sound. A wide range of pedals can only help that.

Dude yeah, all the pro recording engineers have their bassists record direct through effects boxes.

 

[andvari7]

Or if you have a small penis and can't afford a flashy car

I really don't think that has a whole lot to do with it, because I played bass without effects for quite a while (from age nine to age twelve, and then from age eighteen to age twenty-one), and I still have a small penis. And I drive a very unflashy KIA.

 

[SpankyPants]

No pics, no pickle.

 

[andvari7]

No pics, no pickle.

I have to decline for two reasons:

1. It would be a waste of photo space, and, most importantly,
2. I'm currently under indictment for doing just that. I'm probably violating my gag order by saying anything at all.

Rest assured, that I, <real name edited for reasons I cannot go into at this time>, am ill-equipped to be a star in the adult film industry. I think it has to do with being white, but I haven't scared up enough venture capital to fund my expedition to the Makgadikgadi Pan to find out.

 

[bassbmx]

Best thread ever!

 

[bassman03]

God this thread is so full of sig material.

Or s***.

+1

 

[Chris Ramlar]

Or if you have a small penis and can't afford a flashy car

Thought small penises were cured with big amps... I should have invested in pedals...

 

[Joe Gress]

Thought small penises were cured with big amps... I should have invested in pedals...

Big amps. Big pedal collection. Big bass collection. They all add to wallet and weenie shrinkage.

 

[anyonefortennis]

If your in a band where the bass is lead, then you need some pedals to keep your sound interesting, and DIFFERENT for each song.

If your a studio player, especially if your like, the first or second call guy in your area, you need to be able to recreate more or less any sound. A wide range of pedals can only help that.

http://www.wikihow.com/Use-You're-and-Your

No article on unnecessary use of like yet...

 

[baalroo]

http://www.wikihow.com/Use-You're-and-Your

No article on unnecessary use of like yet...

Hey, your funny.

 

[rhcp32291]

What are effects pedals?

 

[rustynuts]

Effects pedals are little boxes with a bunch of lights, knobs, buttons and switches that you put on big boards with big cables to combat weenie shrinkage.

 

[Nyarlathotep]

Effects pedals are little boxes with a bunch of lights, knobs, buttons and switches that you put on big boards with big cables to combat weenie shrinkage.

ROFL

 

[Revmizery]

God this thread is so full of sig material.

Or s***.

+1 to the most likely possibility of being the later.

 

[L.A. Moore]

Or if you have a small penis and can't afford a flashy car

+1. I also have a big 4x4 off road truck called "The Compensator"

 

[wagstaff]

Big amps. Big pedal collection. Big bass collection. They all add to wallet and weenie shrinkage.

Sigged!!!

 

[rustynuts]

We need a Weenie Shrinkage Club....

 

[Joe Gress]

We do. I'm not starting it though.

 

[wagstaff]

+1 i think cause rusty sugested it, rusty should make it

 

[bassman314]

We need a Weenie Shrinkage Club....