I admit it has an appeal to me. I like the finish, the cream P/U covers, and I'm a sucker for lots of switches. But the exposed holes from the bridge mod irritate me very much, and the grime and filth all over it should be removed before asking money for it. And speaking of money, yeah, he is dreaming a bit there.
But it makes me think. In addition to the missile launch switch, you could also add a car ignition keyhole. That way you can disarm the bass when you're on a bathroom break so nobody else can use it.
If it's like a real nuclear missile you'd need two keys, one for you and one for the drummer, which must be turned simultaneously and held for 3 seconds to activate the crushing overdrive circuit which destroys the world.