I got this chicks number

[Floating teetH]

She's totally hot.. She was on TV, and she said if I call her I can talk to hot local singles. I just don't want to seem too anxious, so how long should I wait?

 

[Skel]

I think, oh.. 20 minutes. You wouldn't appear anxious to the call cent.. I mean hot chick after 20 minutes. Wow. A hot chick. Nothing like a TV hot chick's phone number.

 

[emils]

Hm, OK.

 

[Jiggybass]

hahahahaha

 

[wdinc01]

I once got a load of chicks' numbers at once. It came right to my door step. My friends told me that it was something called 'The White Pages'.

Seriously though, that was pretty funny.

 

[Poop-Loops]

Has anybody actually ever called one of those 900 numbers? What the hell do you talk about? Is it like cybering through the phone or something?

 

[Skel]

I never have. I wouldn't pay money to talk to any chick. The best chicks in life are free.

 

[MJ5150]

Go to bed dude. If that kind of stuff is showing up on your TV, you are up waaaayyyy too late.

-Mike

 

[jrthebassguy]

lol.

 

[Poop-Loops]

I never have. I wouldn't pay money to talk to any chick. The best chicks in life are free.

Yeah, but for everyone else there's Mastercard.

 

[Baryonyx]

I think you're about to be scammed by a premium rate phone number. Actually, it's probably too late.

 

[Toasted]

Examining the evidence, Chris2112 I concur.

 

[ALiP BoB]

Yeah, but for everyone else there's Mastercard.

LOL! Good one.

 

[El-Bob]

Go to bed dude. If that kind of stuff is showing up on your TV, you are up waaaayyyy too late.

-Mike

oh-yeah!, staying up that late is for chumps

 

[Alex]

hahahahaha

 

[superbassman2000]

She's totally hot.. She was on TV, and she said if I call her I can talk to hot local singles. I just don't want to seem too anxious, so how long should I wait?

some guys get all the luck

 

[Brendan]

Has anybody actually ever called one of those 900 numbers? What the hell do you talk about? Is it like cybering through the phone or something?

Actually, it's the other way around. Cybering is like phone sex on a computer.

Damn, I feel old now.

 

[dangnewt]

She's totally hot.. She was on TV, and she said if I call her I can talk to hot local singles. I just don't want to seem too anxious, so how long should I wait?

Count backward from a million, then call.

 

[Floating teetH]

Actually, it's the other way around. Cybering is like phone sex on a computer.

Damn, I feel old now.

I tried phone sex once on one of those garfield phones. I got my penis stuck under the # button

 

[dangnewt]

I tried phone sex once on one of those garfield phones. I got my penis stuck under the # button

That happened to you! Snopes said it was an urban legend.

Just goes to show that you can't believe everything you read on the internets.