Looking down from the player's perspective, we have "left" and "right" pickups. We can borrow from theater jargon and call it "player's left" and "player's right" to avoid confusion, or PL and PR for short.
Stat discussing things with a left handed player using that jargon, and let me know how that goes.
. I guess I could have worded it differently. now I've been made out to be the villain of this story, but as a result of my own vilification peace was made between both other parties, so mission success with a side of failure. such is life. And no, its not a life time achievement, this wasn't even an argument, but I'm bored at work with NOTHING to do so I'm just tryna keep myself busy and sane.