I have a problem...

[DigMe]

...maybe it's a disorder. I believe it is caused by years of jaded message board discussion. I no longer have the ability to post serious comments in a thread. All I can do is tard them up with one-liners and silliness. Can you help me?

My next step from here is to sue the internet. I'm already talking to lawyers. Does anyone know the address of the internet so I can send the summons?

bc

 

[MAJOR METAL]

The first step to any recovery is to acknowledge you have a problem

 

[Poop-Loops]

Yes. It's called "playing bass". You apply the "less is more" approach to every aspect of your life. That's why your lady friends all laugh at you when you want to nookie.

 

[Drake Kennedy]

You could always mail the creator -

The Office of the Honorable Al Gore
2100 West End Avenue
Nashville, TN 37203

 

[morf]

...maybe it's a disorder. I believe it is caused by years of jaded message board discussion. I no longer have the ability to post serious comments in a thread. All I can do is tard them up with one-liners and silliness. Can you help me?

My next step from here is to sue the internet. I'm already talking to lawyers. Does anyone know the address of the internet so I can send the summons?

bc

I'm starting to have the same problem...

 

[DaveDeVille]

...maybe it's a disorder. I believe it is caused by years of jaded message board discussion.
I no longer have the ability to post serious comments in a thread.
All I can do is tard them up with one-liners and silliness.
Can you help me?
bc

... incredible ...

 

[Chunk-O-Funk]

You make me LOL.


I can't believe I said that.

Oh dear, we may have to go with a class action lawsuit.

 

[Ryan L.]

Well, you definitely got the "tard" part right.

 

[labgnat]

quit blaming your problems on my true love, the internet.
it will retaliate, i hope you realize.