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I might have a problem…

An addiction is a feather collection, a fetish would be a bird collection ;)

Hey...everybody knows that the bird is the word.

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So, two paths forward:

1) See a therapist. Money gets diverted from buying cabs to the therapist. You're spending a lot of money, but not on cabs.

2) Keep buying cabs. Still spending a lot of money. Financially a wash, until..... your wife decides she wants a divorce. If you think therapists are expensive, you haven't priced divorce lawyers, and losing half your stuff.

Collecting relic’d boutique basses is an excellent way to hide assets in the context of a hostile divorce.
“That old thing? I picked it up for $200 on FB Marketplace, reminded me of my first bass. The other 16? Yeah, them too.”