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I somehow passed out at band...
- Thread starter Fassa Albrecht
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I had a trumpet player pass out on us once.
It was the ending in the last song of the set and he was hitting a high note for longer than he should have. The guy fell backwards like a lumber jack just took him out at the ankles. He went out cold for a few seconds and was a bit dizzy when he awoke. Well, at least he had good timing. He expired just as the song did and a couple guys didn't even notice as they got off stage. I was like, hey, can I get a little help here?? He was fine.
I was actually the lucky one. I usually stand behind the horn section and at this particular venue there is a large window that stretched from the bottom of the stage to the top of the ceiling. I'm not a big guy so he would have pushed me right through the window and into the bushes below. So, I missed my chance at a dramatic exit. Nobody ever notices the bass player.
Well, like usual Fassa. Have your doc take a look at your condition.
It was the ending in the last song of the set and he was hitting a high note for longer than he should have. The guy fell backwards like a lumber jack just took him out at the ankles. He went out cold for a few seconds and was a bit dizzy when he awoke. Well, at least he had good timing. He expired just as the song did and a couple guys didn't even notice as they got off stage. I was like, hey, can I get a little help here?? He was fine.
I was actually the lucky one. I usually stand behind the horn section and at this particular venue there is a large window that stretched from the bottom of the stage to the top of the ceiling. I'm not a big guy so he would have pushed me right through the window and into the bushes below. So, I missed my chance at a dramatic exit. Nobody ever notices the bass player.
Well, like usual Fassa. Have your doc take a look at your condition.
I'm pretty sure you passed out from a vulcan nerve pinch, I assume one of your band mates gave it to you to get you to stop your whining and complaining. the keyboardist gave you an odd look because you were supposed to be out for longer than ten minutes.
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you were in that too buddy
I don't know, but Dang! Hot stuff! I'm guessing she's the on top doing the biting.
And here I thought she was a 'good girl'.
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why, oh why can't i live in Newcastle, UK?
ahh it was too good to be true....
joking fassa, joking
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