I will never own a .....................................

[saltydude]

Another Harley Davidson.

 

[The Owl]

Selfie stick
Any Apple product
A Yugo
A Wishbass
A leopard

 

[nateh415]

A fedora
Skinny Jeans

 

[klejst]

Tank top.

 

[Richland123]

A snowmobile
A pair of skis
A pair of ice skates

 

[Bassndrums73]

Musicman Stingray Bass.

 

[zachoff]

A Journey record.
A Smart car.

 

[Tom Bomb]

…………… foreign country, a lucky country, a town called Malice, a bus that's not magic, a dark side of the moon, a submarine that's not yellow, an overdrive that's not interstellar, a bass that's not named after a god or a fable agreed upon, a Golden Ticket, a Midwich cuckoo, a Stepford wife, a fountain of yout, a mountainous molehill, an unmatched pair, a little black bookend, a Malkovich Malkovich, a flame that's not eternal, a bosun's cat, a voice that's not broken, an Adam's appleseed, a presence, a dead parrot, a weaponized herring, a zone beyond the twilight, a zoo without the ka, an unmoveable feast, a cork that's a county, a map of Tasmania, a home off the range, an out-of-step ladder, a fanciful throttle, a running hallway runner, a little engine that couldn't, a song sung bluish purple with a tinge of puce, a not so rhapsodic bohemian, a fig I couldn't give, a boomerang that won't come back, a young Yeller, a nonviolent femme, a fellow unfeeling, a misled pencil, an indifferent stroke, a choker that chokes, a line that won't dance, an untruism, a brown dirt cowgirl, a yellow brick cul-de-sac, a Beatles White mp3 folder, a doughnut hole, a frontlash, the other half of a wit …

 

[cdef]

An Omega wristwatch. This is a random sentiment I carry with me ever since as a child I once spied an advertisement in Reader's Digest that said "Sooner or later you too will buy an Omega". I thought that was laughably presumptuous and decided then and there to falsify the ad - so far, so good.

 

[the harp unstrung]

a chihuahua...

 

[Stewie26]

A motorcycle, because I love speed and know I would hurt myself on one.

 

[fhm555]

Selfie stick
Any Apple product
A Yugo
A Wishbass
A leopard

I knew a couple who lived with three cougars in their house. One day one of them got upset and ate about half the guys face before attacking and killing his wife.

 

[PillO]

I knew a couple who lived with three cougars in their house. One day one of them got upset and ate about half the guys face before attacking and killing his wife.

I had no idea that cougars were that dangerous. I thought they primarily lived on hairspray and cigarettes.

 

[Chicory Blue]

Maple fretboard.

I prefer brunettes.

--^@

 

[Michedelic]

I had no idea that cougars were that dangerous. I thought they primarily lived on hairspray and cigarettes.

Don’t forget vodka.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

An Omega wristwatch. This is a random sentiment I carry with me ever since as a child I once spied an advertisement in Reader's Digest that said "Sooner or later you too will buy an Omega". I thought that was laughably presumptuous and decided then and there to falsify the ad - so far, so good.

Now you tell me.

 

[GwenOnBass]

Another watch.

 

[Eric Perry]

Never say never.

 

[48thStreetCustom]

Lady Gaga or Kanye album.

 

[Mrmatt1972]

Pink furniture