Iceland's Penis Museum

[Skitch it!]

The museum is temporarily closed. The building inspectors found that the framing is a bit cock-eyed.

I heard they ran out of wood after it was found the manager was cahoots with the secretary, he was slipping her a few lengths.

 

[bassrique]

Q: What was the name of the old man that donated his penis?

A: Drew Peacock

 

[MakiSupaStar]

They should put this thread in the museum. Nevermind. Scratch that. That's a crocky idea.

 

[elgecko]

The museum has teamed up with local hotels and is now offering package deals.

 

[Chebass88]

The museum is temporarily closed. The building inspectors found that the framing is a bit cock-eyed.

Was it off by a *-hair?

 

[Chebass88]

To some, it is valued treasure. To others, it is just junk.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

I'd hate to see what they did with the ATM machine.

 

[Skitch it!]

It was rumoured the place was haunted after they found the whole room covered in ectoplasm one morning, turns out the taxidermist hadn't done the best of jobs on the sperm whale exhibit though, that was all.

 

[Wyrm74]

I wonder if the other local museums find this one to be stiff competition?

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

It was rumoured the place was haunted after they found the whole room covered in ectoplasm one morning, turns out the taxidermist hadn't done the best of jobs on the sperm whale exhibit though, that was all.

Bwah ha ha ha ha!

 

[elgecko]

Museum officials are worried that they may have to reduce operating hours due to the limping economy.

 

[fourstringdrums]

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[Skitch it!]

I remember that raid by a couple of robbers a while back, they came in cocked and loaded but they got it @$$ backwards, turns out they were firing blanks apparently.

 

[fourstringdrums]

Funding for the museum may be cut due to shrinking attendance. Funding will be fully reestablished in the future for attendance numbers if it is shown that they can get it up.

 

[sloasdaylight]

You've gotta be careful with your timing to this place, if you come too soon they get real mad at you.

 

[fourstringdrums]

*Fire Alarm*

Please form an orderly line to proceed to the exits safely. Please stay together as to avoid a premature evacuation.

 

[Chebass88]

The bushes outside probably have lots of twigs and berries.

 

[Skitch it!]

The bushes outside probably have lots of twigs and berries.

I heard it was a prickly experience getting in through the tradesmen's entrance too, come to think of it.

 

[fourstringdrums]

The museum will be undergoing renovations to rip up the carpeting down to bare floors.

Also, a new exhibit will be added once measurements are taken to size if the display area needs to be circumference sized. (I'm grasping at short hairs on that one).

 

[Skitch it!]

Free pantomime this Wednesday, fabulous cast of characters -

Able Seamen Stains
Rodger the Cabin Boy
and Master Bates star in the staged performance of Moby Dick!

Free lunch includes meat and 2 veg.