Iceland's Penis Museum

[Rune Bivrin]

However, in the lobby they are playing "Stand and deliver" by Adam and the Pants.

 

[Muzoid]

"and that's why I took you to the penis museum, where the tickets are $1000 a piece"

 

[Skitch it!]

If you use the crazy golf facility onsite, watch out for Mary the hirer, V.big drinker and a wanton flirt, it wouldn't be the first time an unsuspecting golfer was caught out up to his ball's in cider.

 

[Rune Bivrin]

They used to have rigid security, but the staff has been given the sack.

 

[SJLee]

As in tea bagged?

 

[Skitch it!]

It is with regret that the museum has to announce that bluesgrass band 'The Sticky Wicket's' will not be performing their new seminal album 'A Taste of Things to Come' at this Friday's annual fate after a traffic accident, they were rear-ended on route 69 trying to make a pass.

 

[sloasdaylight]

It is with regret that the museum has to announce that bluesgrass band 'The Sticky Wicket's' will not be performing their new seminal album 'A Taste of Things to Come' at this Friday's annual fate after a traffic accident, they were rear-ended on route 69 trying to make a pass.

 

[madmatt]

I tried to donate mine...
I don't understand their language, but I'm guessing hysterical laughter is their way of saying "Thanks, but no thanks!"

 

[Skitch it!]

A lady was banned from visiting recently after the disappearance of a few exhibit's, she was behaving rather coquettishly apparently.

 

[madmatt]

I heard one of the members was feeling a little down the other day...
Rosie Palm, the Penis museum's resident massage therapist, gave him a massage and he sprang to life!

 

[Skitch it!]

I heard one of the members was feeling a little down the other day...
Rosie Palm, the Penis museum's resident massage therapist, gave him a massage and he sprang to life!

Ya

 

[Jimbob Jones]

Is it just me, or are the jokes in this thread getting a little flacid?

A little over-beaten?

 

[madmatt]

Nothing worse than beating a dead horse...

 

[hover]

Wow. Some of you guys are trying way too hard.

 

[madmatt]

Rumor has it that the other museums are so envious...

 

[Skitch it!]

I hear the love tryst between the manager and his secretary is over, she's been fired after she rubbed him up the wrong way, she was hoping for a severance package but he left her without a sausage

 

[L-A]

Enough! Stop it! It's just painful, now!

 

[Muzoid]

Curator: Loreena Bobbitt

*runs and hides*

 

[MiniMoose234]

Enough! Stop it! It's just painful, now!

That's what she said.

 

[steveksux]

A few scientists have suggested that whale erections are at least one source of legends about sea serpents. I guess a 14 ft. dingaling bouncing out of the water would look like a monster!

Loch Ness Monster mystery solved!!!

Randy