If, for some strange reason, you could only have two basses...

[bluesblaster]

That would be strange as you say.......two basses ? inconceivable

 

[Kipp Harrington]

...and they couldn't be Fender or Fender clones, couldn't be Musicman or G&L, couldn't be Gibson, Rickenbacker, Ibanez, Yamaha, Warwick, Gretsch, Guild, Lakland or any USA-made or Japanese-made basses, couldn't be botique basses, Warmoth or similar parts basses, or couldn't even be Eastwood, what two basses would you own?

I guess I'd be playing the guitar.

 

[DOMIT]

Simple answer - Polish basses. Maruszczyk. Before you say boutique, they really are not and you said botique.

What kind of polish do you use on your Maruszczyk basses?

 

[logdrum]

What kind of polish do you use on your Maruszczyk basses?

Polska much?

Dauerhaft for starters

or wosk pszczeli - beeswax.

 

[willsellout]

A bucket and a broom with some shoe strings. What a weird thread.

 

[Geri O]

...and they couldn't be Fender or Fender clones, couldn't be Musicman or G&L, couldn't be Gibson, Rickenbacker, Ibanez, Yamaha, Warwick, Gretsch, Guild, Lakland or any USA-made or Japanese-made basses, couldn't be botique basses, Warmoth or similar parts basses, or couldn't even be Eastwood, what two basses would you own?

So what the hell is left to choose from?

This one should have been moved to the Humor Forum, too.....

 

[jd56hawk]

So what the hell is left to choose from?

This one should have been moved to the Humor Forum, too.....

Seriously?
I've already posted a pic of one excellent alternative.
Others posted pics of theirs.

 

[Geri O]

Seriously?
I've already posted a pic of one excellent alternative.
Others posted pics of theirs.

No, not seriously….

Dang…..

 

[bigdaddybass12]

...and they couldn't be Fender or Fender clones, couldn't be Musicman or G&L, couldn't be Gibson, Rickenbacker, Ibanez, Yamaha, Warwick, Gretsch, Guild, Lakland or any USA-made or Japanese-made basses, couldn't be botique basses, Warmoth or similar parts basses, or couldn't even be Eastwood, what two basses would you own?

there is Nothing else !!! maybe a washtub bass!!

 

[jd56hawk]

there is Nothing else !!! maybe a washtub bass!!

There are plenty of other great basses for discerning bassists.

 

[bigdaddybass12]

There are plenty of other great basses for discerning bassists.

HUMOR ALERT !!!
YES !! maybe a nice shovel bass ! As long it is an American made shovel !!

 

[bigdaddybass12]

There are plenty of other great basses for discerning bassists.

You're correct. I've always bassed on a budget so I can't say that I have gone past the normal brands you see everywhere

 

[northerngitbass]

A Shergold Modulator and an 8 String Hagstrom

Got a Modulator and two Hagstrom 8's....

(-:

 

[calypsocoral302]

Check. Mate.