. . .acting like she is gonna run you over with her car, would you run like hell or wait to see just how "crazy" she is?
hypothetically speaking, of course
hypothetically speaking, of course
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if her idea of flirting is. . .
- Thread starter jonathan_matos5
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I would run. Run quick. Put all of those squatz and leg presses to use and get out before she stabs you with a fork.
squats and leg presses
i haven't been able to do those since 2000 when i was chop blocked during football practice. :scowl:
That sounds familiar. Ask her if she dated me back in the day.
And be afraid. Be very afraid.
Why aren't you running yet?
And be afraid. Be very afraid.
Why aren't you running yet?
Over this way thats not called flirting. We call it attempted murder, and it carries a fairly hefty amount of jailtime for flirting...
Crazy.
You might be tempted to take advantage of some of the other ways that craziness probably manifests itself (yes, THOSE ways!) but DO NOT give in. If she's as crazy as she probably is then that will only make it MUCH worse for you find out for sure that she really is crazy and you try breaking up with her.
Run. Run now and run fast. But make sure you run. Seriously.
You might be tempted to take advantage of some of the other ways that craziness probably manifests itself (yes, THOSE ways!) but DO NOT give in. If she's as crazy as she probably is then that will only make it MUCH worse for you find out for sure that she really is crazy and you try breaking up with her.
Run. Run now and run fast. But make sure you run. Seriously.
Nope, dont run. The only way to put it down is with blunt force trauma... like Teddy says, walk softly and carry a big stick.
#1 Rule in the Wild.
NEVER run from a predator.
...wise words...you would be doing a service to MANkind everywhere to eliminate such a dangerous predator...
Matos-
A long time ago, the parting words of one of my ex-girlfriends was "Don't let me catch you in a crosswalk, BABY!" Sounds like you've met her daughter! Be careful. Be very careful.
A long time ago, the parting words of one of my ex-girlfriends was "Don't let me catch you in a crosswalk, BABY!" Sounds like you've met her daughter! Be careful. Be very careful.
Depends what the look on her face was while she was doing it.
Also, anything under 15 miles is at least worth considering provided you can accept the risk of an unnaturally high level of crazy.
Also, anything under 15 miles is at least worth considering provided you can accept the risk of an unnaturally high level of crazy.
Yeah, crazy chicks are great in bed, just dont get so addicted to that crazy fun that you cant tell when its time to cash the check and bail.
By then it's way too late. By then they've become attached and when you try to break it off the focus of their craziness shifts from all the fun things she will do to your body to all the cruel, malicious, painful, and debilitating things she will do to your body - and mind.
And that shift will most likely occur suddenly and without you even being aware it already happened. That's because the crazy ones all sense you're going to break up long before you're even sure you're going to do it.
Be afraid. Be very afraid. Seriously.
And that shift will most likely occur suddenly and without you even being aware it already happened. That's because the crazy ones all sense you're going to break up long before you're even sure you're going to do it.
Be afraid. Be very afraid. Seriously.
